An overweight guy went to the doctor who advised him to try a keep fit DVD. But the guy said he couldn't… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
Now, I'm no doctor, but I am on TV. And in my professional opinion, George Bush is a paranoid schizophrenic. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
A man walks into doctor's office. "What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc. "It's ... um ... well ... I… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
The Four Noble Truths are pragmatic rather than dogmatic. They suggest a course of action to be followed rather than a set… — Stephen Batchelor Copy Share Image
But I enjoyed getting sick, I didn't mind it at all. So in that short amount of time, I did actually go… — Christian Bale Copy Share Image
Miss Prism: ... And you do not seem to reealize, dear Doctor, that by persistently remaining single, a man coverts himself into… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
I think it is easy to be a doctor. There are a hell of a lot more doctors than there are guys… — Dorian "Doc" Paskowitz Copy Share Image
Nurse: "Doctor, the man you just gave a clean bill of health to dropped dead right as he was leaving the office".… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
As the avenues and streets of a city are nothing less than its arteries and veins, we may well ask what doctor… — Hugh Ferriss Copy Share Image
I was raised on piano and saxophone and jazz music for ten or twelve years. Before I even picked up a bass.… — Matt Snell Copy Share Image
Sahaja Yoga has cured people from cancer, from all kinds of diseases which they call incurable. How? Just by awakening the Kundalini.… — Nirmala Srivastava Copy Share Image
These men [medical doctors] plan ways of doubling their incomes and come to the public with the plea that they are sincerely… — Herbert M. Shelton Copy Share Image
Be ye a refuge to the fearful; bring ye rest and peace to the disturbed; make ye a provision for the destitute;… — Abdu'l-Bahá Copy Share Image
I have noticed that doctors who fail in the practice of medicine have a tendency to seek one another's company and aid… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
It is possible to learn more than your doctor knows, particularly in key areas that specifically apply to you. In fact, you… — Andrew Saul Copy Share Image
Tests showed cancer of the larynx and the doctor advised an operation immediately. I was informed that my larynx had to be… — Jurgen Neukirch Copy Share Image
Most of those evils we poor mortals know From doctors and imagination flow. — Charles Churchill Copy Share Image
The best sculptor is the one who can most accurately reproduce in marble the image that he sees before him. The good… — Sterling W Sill Copy Share Image
I do believe that, in time, doctors - both alternative and orthodox - will begin using whatever is the highest best treatment… — Brandon Bays Copy Share Image
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