Teacher: Do you understand? Me: Yeah, I do. Teacher: *walks away* Me: What did she just say? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody wants to be your sun,the brightest thing in you life, but I will be your moon, giving light when the sun… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your 9, how serious can your relationship be? Oooh, we just totally went down the slide together. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That scary moment when you put a ring on your finger and can't get it off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't you hate when you meet someone attractive as hell with the personality of a wall? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you cuss at a little kid acting all tough and they cuss you back even worse. BUURN. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have the best mommy in the whole wide world. As soon as I walk in the door she gives me this… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Does Anyone Wanna Be in my Harry Styles Love Story Called BE lieve In YOUrself — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you walk down the hallway at school, and try to avoid making eye contact with people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear 4th grader on facebook, How are you in a complicated relationship? What'd he do, stealyour animal crackers? -. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher: I'm calling your parents! Age 10: Omg no! Please! Age 13: Whatever.. Age 15+: Tell them I said Heyyy! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when people ask too many questions, like can you notsee I'm ANNOYED AS fuck. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How do Ghetto people count? 1)Wahh. 2) Two. 3) Three. 4) Foe.5) Fieee. 6) Sih. 7) Selm. Ate.9) Naa. 10) Teh. 11) Lem. 12) Twehh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry I haven't been on guys, butwe had a big severe storm, and the power has been out since 4 or 5. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Going to bed, night guys. I'll postquotes tomorrow do you guyswant funny quotes or relatable quotes? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*painting your nails* one hand: perfect. other hand: looks like a blind cat did it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Orange People, There's a difference between looking Tann Or looking like you rolled around in a bag of Cheetos ! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Liking that one person so much... you end up avoiding them all together... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someone Told Me To Make A Superman Outfit. Here It Is(: Its Not My Best But Superman Is My Favorite Superhero(: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That sad moment when a celebrity can make your girlfriend more happy than you ever will, just by clicking her 'follow' button. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That annoying moment when someone interrupts you and thenyou can't remember what you were talking about. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
[ Moseby giving London driving lessons ] Moseby: Are you familiar with the gear shift? London: You mean the PRNDL? Moseby: The what? . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never ever apologize for saying what you feel. That's like saying sorry for being real. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When attractive people compliment me on things I get suspicious. Remember when Regina George complimented that one girl on her skirt? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Crossing the street* Age 5, hold's mommy's hand. Age 10, stop, looks, and listen. Age 14+,Run bit**, run! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That heart attack moment when you flush someone else's toilet and the water starts rising... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's always that one person that can make you smile, even when you're at your lowest pint. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My dog knows when to leave when not wanted, other bitches, not so smart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you see someone flirting with the person you like, and they flirt back and you're just sitting there like: Oh… cool. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Trying to go a day without thinking about you is like trying to go a day without breathing. It's impossible. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you're wearing sweatpants & youhave no pockets. So you put your phone on your waist and it slides… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
L hate when you're nice to the weird kid, and then they stalk your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Was riding on my horse and my foot got stuck so the cashier person had to come and unplug it and my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My parents: you're beautiful honey - old people: I bet all the boys are chasing after you already. - Boys: Ew, what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it.. once in your life, you tried to drink out of your cup like a dog. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Isn't it funny how people find it hilarious when they treat peoplelike crap, but gets so offended when someone does it back… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bad Luck Brian: USES HANDICAPPED STALL. COMES OUT, HANDICAPPED PERSON WAITING. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wasn't that drunk... Dude, you were in my bathroom begging my sponge for the krabby patty formula. e_e — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm done trying. Fuck you. Fuck you. I'll probably text you tomorrow, but fuck you. (how I feel all the time..) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Does anyone in the class have any questions? (._.)/ ok, moving on. (._.). — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t really explain why. — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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