The frustrating moment when everyone else is online but not the person you want to see online. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thinking about someone constantly but knowing you never cross there mind. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mess with me? I'll let karma do its job. Mess with my family? I'llbecome karma. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry guys ill try to be on later I'll still be on my iPod but I'll still be on (: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Umbrella cant stop the rain but can make us stand in rain. Confidence may not bring success but gives us power to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom: Dinner's Ready! Me: Okay, I'm coming. *Stays oncomputer* Mom: DINNER'S READY! Me: I SAID I'M COMING! - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a hot guy takes off his shirt. On the outside you're like:oh, cool. On the inside you're like: dkhsfkhdkskfhd ísufhdawouepa;i — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I have money = Nothing to buy. When I don't have money = I want everything. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm seriously jealous of every girl that I have seen from Who Does She Suit? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook asks What's on your mind? I ask Do you REALLY want to know whats going through MY head? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Real friends are like BLOOD. You may not see them always, but they will come out everytime you are wounded. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That crazy 5 seconds, when you stand up too fast, and you either go blind, or extremely dizzy.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If woke up knowing I'd see you everday, I'd be more of a morning person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when people take so long to reply back to my text. 'Like' if you're a fast texter ! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Once you've made the decision to move on, don't move back. You will never find your future in the rear view mirror. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it. In class you go through your textbooks, find a funny looking person, & tell your friendsThat's you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
From a girl's point of view, guys always chase sluts and hoes. From a guy's point of view, girls always chase jerks… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom: What did you do in schooltoday? Me: Well, we had a suprise test.. Mom: And?? Me: I was really suprised. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys, I'm Not a Hacker. I Was Asked If I Wanted To Be An Admin And I Said Yes, So PleaseStop Saying… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Does anyone Else Think its Wierd when they go some Where Different And Everyone's Like Can You Say ____ Beacuse they Like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
F you love someone, tell them. because hearts are often broken by words left unspoken.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: *comes out of the bathroomafter shower* Mom: Did you just take a shower? Me: No, Its raining in the bathroom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We all have that one person thatwe'd take back in a second, regardless of how much they hurt us in the past. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward text that makes you think 'How the hell am I going to reply to that.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're so lazy. No, I'm not. I've been converting oxygen intocarbon dioxide all day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys. It wasn't me who posted that status. Please stop asking me. But whoever it was, please don't. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear parents, I had my whole weekend planned out before you said thatlittle two letter word. Sincerely, now I have NO friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls on Periods - I'm fine. I hate you. I love you. I want ice cream. Come here. Get away. You're cute.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when people ask if you're okay cause you yawned& your eyes watered. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At school: if you take too long inthe bathroom, EVERYONE THINKS YOU POOPED. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: Mom, can I buy this? Mom: No. Me: I have my own money though. Mom: No. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nice wig Janis. What's it made of? Your moms chest hair! Like if you know where it's from! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward little dance your thumbs do when you don't know how to reply to someones text — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Saying YOU'RE WELCOME so fucking loudly when someone doesn't say Thank you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is what my friend does in wait of Hurricane Sandy or whatever kind of storm it is now — Anonymous Copy Share Image
RICHNESS is not Earning More, Spending More Or Saving More, but ...RICHNESS IS WHEN YOU NEEDNO MORE — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Getting food stuck in your teeth: 2% Get it out with a toothpick. 8% Use your finger to remove it.90% Using your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your teacher is talking about her kids and all you're thinking is omg you had sex!? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate the show 16 and pregnant so much. There are 13year olds fighting cancer. Where's their show? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When it's after 2am, just go to sleep. Because the decisions you make after 2am... Are probably to wrong decisions. (: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t really explain why. — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
