Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you. - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey I Just Met You, girl your look is Crazy. What Brand's Your Makeup? Crayola Maybe? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Before asking someone why theyhate you, ask yourself why you even really care. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boy ;; I heard you like bad boys,(; Girl ;; Yea.. Boy ;; well not trying to impress you or anything but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everything will be alright in the end. If it's not yet okay, then it's not yet the end. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
First day of school WALKS INTO CLASS ROOM. SEES WHO'S IN IT. STOPS AT THE DOOR. AND YOU'RE THINKING: YOU'VE GOT TO… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Greetings, I have recently become acquainted with you, So here are my digits, So call me perhaps? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dude I have something really funny to tell you!� *Adult walks into room* ..I'll tell you in a minute� — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher:The test is very easy. Me:Sure it is bitch, you already know the answers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you miss one step on the stairs, and you think you're about to die… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you appreciate her, love her, and respect her, I can guarentee you won't lose her. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Things I dislike waking up in the morning, checking my phone, and seeing no good morning text from you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What quote should I put on my leg for a henna tattoo? i'm bored with my henna and idk what to do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom: DINNER TIME!! *0.0001 Seconds Later* DID YOU NOT HEAR ME CALL YOU? DINNER TIME!!!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remeber the first day we started talking? I do because that's whatstarted you and I. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you have 10 tabs open and you can't figure out which one the music is coming from — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What Happened to Eminem? I LOVE Him! But did he like just drop off the face of the world? You Never Hear… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
10 year old girls crying because they broke up with their boyfriends. When I was 10 I cried when I missed the morningcartoons.-___- — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awesome moment when Reading your best friend's statusand thinking, Ha! I know exactly who that's about! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some Girls will do ANYTHING for a Lil bit of love and attention. It's sad — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Losing your phone in your blanket and having to throw the blanket around until it falls out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you are 80, your physical appearance will change, but the personality won't, — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Comment What Celeb You Guys Want An Edit For Now!. Or Should I Keep Doing The Demi Edit? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I. Like. It. How. When. You. Read. This. The. Little. Voice. In.Your. Head. Pauses. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Next time I see a couple carving their initials into a tree during a movie, I'm going to scream,That is mahogany! in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Day before the test* Whatever,I don't need to study, I got this.*Day of the test* Why do I do this to myself? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Hand Sanitizer, Thanks For Letting Me Know I Have A Cut On My Hand. From, My Hand In On Fire. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Like for a One Direction fan sign! Picking random and only doing a few!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t really explain why. — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image