That awkward moment when you wake up from a 5 minute nap and have no idea what day, month or year it is. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
I changed my car horn sound to gun shots, people move out of the way much faster now. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
When I get in an elevator, before I press a button, I look at everyone inside & say: Are you ready to take this… — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
Theres color in every darkness, you just have to be able to put the lights on. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
You never realize what you have until its gone. Toilet paper is a good example. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
That painful moment when the roof of your mouth gets stabbed by a Dorito. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
