I can't live, if living is without living without you. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Bad relationship Copy Share Image
A stone trips you. A daisy reaches up and pulls you down. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Beauty Copy Share Image
What you can't rise above, you may yet ooze under. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Copy Share Image
Whether it's SFW depends on your W. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Depends Copy Share Image
You run away to join *another* circus. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Away Copy Share Image
It's only a holy grail as long as you don't find it. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Grail Copy Share Image
“As if the right hand knew what the right hand was doing.” — John Alejandro King aka The Covert Comic Funny Copy Share Image
If you want it to be heard, don't shout it from the rooftops, whisper it in the basement. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Basement Copy Share Image
Past, present, future: a collusion to perpetuate a delusion for the sake of an illusion. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Past present Copy Share Image
Flattery will get me nowhere? That's a hell of a lot better than the place I am now. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Better Copy Share Image
“Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around inebriated.” — John Alejandro King aka The Covert Comic Anger Copy Share Image
They say it's lonely at the top. Down here at the bottom, of course, it's one big sex party. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Loneliness Copy Share Image
They say truth is stranger than fiction. If that's true, it's stranger than it would be if it wasn't. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Fiction Copy Share Image
The ultimate onomatopoeia of truth is a word that makes no sound. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Language Copy Share Image
Leave well enough alone. Take bad enough out for dinner and a movie. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Dinner Copy Share Image
From a Twitter post on why food is better than people: 'Bagels don't talk about you behind your back.' ... Since WHEN??? — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Food Copy Share Image
In the Photoshop of life, some of us need sharpening, some of us need resizing, and some of us need a whole… — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Life Copy Share Image
They're called 'tats' and not 'toos' because it's cool to say 'I have a tat too,' but it isn't necessarily cool to… — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Tattoo Copy Share Image
It may be to die for, but is it to die and be risen again as one of the undead, doomed to… — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Crush Copy Share Image
To everyone else, I'm the happiest person in the world. But deep down inside, I'm really only the 12th happiest person in… — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Happiest Copy Share Image
Whatever happened to that moment called NOW? — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Called Copy Share Image
Man has become a tool of his tools? Man, what a tool. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Man Copy Share Image
I may be human scum, but damn it, I'm still scum. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Dignity Copy Share Image
Let's not do something we'll regret later. Let's do it now! — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Action Copy Share Image
Always write your signature move in disappearing ink. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Signature Copy Share Image
In a tissue paper jungle, the paper tiger is justly feared. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Feared Copy Share Image
It isn't he who laughs last, but he whose laugh lasts. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Comedy Copy Share Image
The scar confirms the beauty, the beauty the scar. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Beauty Copy Share Image
Don't touch me ... I don't know where I've been. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Judge Copy Share Image
How a dirty little secret gets found out is usually a dirtier little secret. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Secret Copy Share Image
Whatever doesn't kill me makes me stronger. Now if I could just find something that doesn't kill me. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Being strong Copy Share Image
The question isn't whether it's SFW, the question is whether W is SF it. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Question Copy Share Image
Those who complain that it's lonely at the top never invite you up there to keep them company. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Business Copy Share Image
“I read the Cannibal Manifesto. The part where it says they like eating people is on page 289.” — John Alejandro King aka The Covert Comic Cannibal Copy Share Image
We're all divorced from reality; the only question is whether you're paying alimony or receiving it. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Alimony Copy Share Image
Aim for the stars. Even if you miss, you may hit an executive producer. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Astronomy Copy Share Image
Don't try this at home. Do this at home, or do this at home not, there is no try. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Home Copy Share Image
The fact that toast always lands buttered side down would be a blessing if you kept your floor covered in marmalade. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Blessings Copy Share Image
