Having a little pee in your pants had to be better than being dinner for some redneck. — Christopher Paul Curtis Copy Share Image
I'd rather go to the White House Correspondents' dinner than any awards show. — Scarlett Johansson Copy Share Image
When you are invited to a dinner, you are either a guest or you are part of a menu — Guy Verhofstadt Copy Share Image
I'm not the biggest breakfast person - I'm more about lunch and dinner. — Rochelle Humes Copy Share Image
“Oh yeah," Zane says and smirks at me. "I had her for dinner once. Best meal of my life.” — Nicole Christie Copy Share Image
I have a full Tuscan lunch and dinner every day in my home; my husband's a fantastic chef. — Debi Mazar Copy Share Image
“All the pilgrims rushed out to see. I remained, and went on with my dinner. I believe I was considered brutally callous.… — Joseph Conrad Copy Share Image
I think that being a gentleman is what matters; taking them out to a nice dinner, open the doors, stuff like that. — Justin Bieber Copy Share Image
Every time I take out my girlfriend for dinner, everyone stares.. Let us be. Where like everyone else, the only difference is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Gluten is so ridiculous. Don't invite me to a dinner with someone who is gluten-free. I ruin the party. — Maye Musk Copy Share Image
“Inviting the invading army over for dinner, buffet style, is a bad idea. Especially when I just took a bath in the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
If you are unwilling to defend your right to your own lives, then you are merely like mice trying to argue with… — Terry Goodkind Copy Share Image
My father would get up with his plate after dinner and keep it where it was supposed to be kept. He wouldn't… — Anubhav Sinha Copy Share Image
If you had chicken at lunch and chicken at dinner, do you ever wonder if the two chickens knew each other? — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It takes tough love to order kids to step away from the iPhone or iPad during dinner or to take the devices… — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
If I'm working on a poem, it's at the forefront of my mind; I'm working on it when I'm cooking dinner or… — Maxine Kumin Copy Share Image
I am looking for someone to share in an adventure that I am arranging, and it's very difficult to find anyone.' I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Public opinion should not be confused with popular sentiment. Popular sentiment is what people say to one another around their dinner tables.… — Richard Brookhiser Copy Share Image
It's all right when you are calling on a girl or talking with friends after dinner to run a conversation like a… — George Horace Lorimer Copy Share Image
One of the pleasures of staying with friends is that you get to browse their shelves. I always arrive with a book,… — Simon Hoggart Copy Share Image
We have stay-in date nights where we make a plan to watch certain TV shows together. 'Survivor,' for example, is our favorite… — Alison Sweeney Copy Share Image
So what do wolves do to date?” Nick asked. “We don’t date,” Vane said. “When a woman is in season, we fight… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
My mother raised me and there was some painful and difficult times, because she was pursuing a career and also very actively… — Natasha Richardson Copy Share Image
“You know, the act of feeding someone is the ultimate act of care and affection...sharing yourself with someone else through food." He… — Sylvain Reynard Copy Share Image
“For dinner Jade microwaves some Stars-n-Flags. They're addictive. They put sugar in the sauce and sugar in the meat nuggets. I think… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
I never asked my mother where babies came from but I remember clearly the day she volunteered the information…my mother called me… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
“Same Old, Game Old by Stewart Stafford On the first day of the new year, Chronos's roulette wheel rolls, Seeing the thermometer… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
Sam Vimes could parallel process. Most husbands can. They learn to follow their own line of thought while at the same time… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Play with your kids. Limit their TV time. Get outdoors and chase them around. Wrestle with them. Walk the dog. Go bike… — Jillian Michaels Copy Share Image
Early in my career when we went to golf tournaments and charity dinners I noticed businessmen and executives would give the players… — Tie Domi Copy Share Image
Zsa Zsa Gabor, the only woman ever to apply for group alimony. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two. — Michael Lazarus Copy Share Image
Give me oysters and beer, for dinner every day of the year, and I'll be fine... — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
The slogan of progress is changing from the full dinner pail to the full garage. — Herbert Hoover Copy Share Image
I would rather be seated between any two women than any two men at a dinner party. — John Updike Copy Share Image
