Twenty percent? What am I, your waiter? I got you five vampires, not a BLT. — Richard Kadrey Twenties Copy Share Image
That's what Glocks are. High-precision killing machines that scream "Daddy Issues. — Richard Kadrey Computers Copy Share Image
“Oh Christ. Put me back with the zombies, Strawberry Shortcake." [p. 411]” — Richard Kadrey Strawberry shortcake Copy Share Image
Being able to embrace contradictions is a sign of intelligence. Or insanity. — Richard Kadrey Able Copy Share Image
“That's for me, isn't it? I'm going to Hell." "Don't feel so bad. It beats Fresno.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
The ashes of your existence will fertilize the soil for the universe to follow. — Richard Kadrey Ashes Copy Share Image
All losers are romantics. It's what keeps us from blowing our brains out. — Richard Kadrey Brain Copy Share Image
“I didn't want this high a profile, but at least now everyone knows I'm armed.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“Most people are idiots. There's nothing worse than idiots who tell you their opinions.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
I tap a Malediction out of the box, fire it up, and puff. It tastes like a tire fire in a candy… — Richard Kadrey Boxes Copy Share Image
“It's so quiet and peaceful out here I'm getting bored with breathing. Maybe we'll get lucky and the world will go to… — Richard Kadrey Fingers crossed Copy Share Image
We must always look after our friends, even when they are foolish. Especially when they are foolish. — Richard Kadrey Foolish Copy Share Image
When you're born in a burning house, you think the whole world is on fire. But it's not. — Richard Kadrey Born Copy Share Image
“You still think I have a good side?” “There's a search party out for it but I'm optimistic they'll turn up something.” — Richard Kadrey Optimistic Copy Share Image
“The things we do to stay alive for another year. Another day. Another hour. The deals we make with the universe and… — Richard Kadrey Another day Copy Share Image
“God's nature has always been multifold, and never more than now. He dances with a dove in one hand and an ax… — Richard Kadrey Dove Copy Share Image
“Death, like birth, is a secret of nature.” Only with birth you get a blanket and a bottle. You get a blanket… — Richard Kadrey Death Copy Share Image
“Sometimes just seeing a woman smile is like a knife in the heart. It hurts and it rattles your whole system, but… — Richard Kadrey Heart hurts Copy Share Image
“When the world began, there were no such things as monsters. Demons were just fallen angels who, booted out of Heaven and… — Richard Kadrey Demons Copy Share Image
The dead think they can get away with anything because you'll feel sorry for them. If you play cards with the dead,… — Richard Kadrey Cards Copy Share Image
In this life, no matter what anyone promises you, what allegiances of love or fealty they swear or what gods they pray… — Richard Kadrey Allegiance Copy Share Image
“You're quite the humanitarian. By the way, thanks a fuck of a lot for leaving me off your who-to-save list. You're on… — Richard Kadrey Humor Copy Share Image
“They can talk shit about each other behind the others' backs, but when it comes down to it, money is the one… — Richard Kadrey Cynical Copy Share Image
I seldom feel trapped by my world. Setting up rules and restrictions is part of the process. It gives your world shape.… — Richard Kadrey Certain Copy Share Image
“So, why'd you come back?" " I'm going to kill some people," I tell him. I pour the Jack into the coffee.… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“I've never seen a Jade in full feral mode before. Candy's nails have curved out into thick claws. Her eyes are red… — Richard Kadrey Black ice Copy Share Image
“*For eleven years, I've been worked over and abused in ways you can't imagine by things you don't want to know about.… — Richard Kadrey Hell Copy Share Image
“Another scar or two won't ruin my pretty face." "Right." "Carlos, are you being polite? That's not why I came here for.… — Richard Kadrey Guys Copy Share Image
Revenge is never what you think it's going to be. There's no pleasure and glory, and when it's done your grief remains.… — Richard Kadrey Deserve Copy Share Image
“This is where you first failed us. You gave us minds and told us not to think. You gave us curiosity and… — Richard Kadrey Cards Copy Share Image
“When you're facing down multiple attackers, you always want to make the first move. It lets them know that you're ready to… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“LOLLIPOP DOLLS IS like some weird little girl's hunting lodge. The heads and faces of every Japanese cartoon character and monster are… — Richard Kadrey Anime Copy Share Image
No need to kill everyone. They know not to let their Chihuahuas piss on my lawn — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
You can take the boy out of the Devil but not the Devil out of the boy — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
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