Dating Quotes · Page 30

Couples are dating, Singles are waiting, Hoes are mating, And love is fading.

— Raghib Clitso

When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.

— Frederick Bushnell Ryder

Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with.

— Candace Bushnell

If a girl sleeps with you on the first date, she's probably not interested in seeing you again after.

— Anonymous

“Indeed, infatuation thrives on image (while love thrives on knowledge).”

— Chana Levitan

Dating is tricky these days. Everyone plays by different dating rules, so don't assume anything.

— Andrew W.K

“ex-girlfriends are like car wrecks. You shouldn't want to know the details but you just do”

— Allison van Diepen

I'm of the belief that dating "potential" is almost always an exercise in frustration.

— Mallory Ortberg

“Dating apps promised to revolutionize the way we find love, offering a seemingly endless pool of potential partners at our fingertips.”

— Ronen Dancziger

Everyone agrees the celibacy rule is just a Church law dating from the 11th century, not a divine command.

— Hans Kung

“How come you girls want to be dating?.. First you fall in love, then you start dating, then you fall out of…

— Janne Teller

You have the attention span of a large bug, and yet I don't feel good enough about myself to not date you.

— Dov Davidoff

At first I was against Internet dating because there are some inherent risks, but I've seen so many happy couples who've met…

— Ruth Westheimer

Dating, like almost every other male-female interaction in present-day society, is based on outmoded and unequal social roles and expectations.

— Lynn Coady

I am a strong believer in kissing being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates open for everything else.

— Jennifer Lopez

“If you develop a great friendship with your partner while dating, you have already solved more than half of all the challenges…

— John Arthur

Seventeen years after its intial release, The Empire Strikes Back is still as thrilling and involving as ever. Because of the high…

— James Berardinelli

All the kids are gone. It's the greatest thing that has ever happened to Mr. and Mrs. Tom Hanks. I'll tell you…

— Tom Hanks

Conflict is the basis of drama. I guess that goes back as long as time has existed as far as mankind is…

— Clint Eastwood

“A woman who wants to fuck you will find a way to fuck you. She will fly across the country, crawl under…

— Rollo Tomassi

Today, at age 24, when my peers are dating, marrying and having children of their own, my cancer treatments are causing internal…

— Suleika Jaouad

One of the less vaunted joys of Austen is that she is one of the greatest writers in the English language who…

— Alessandra Stanley

I wouldn't have known anything about Catholicism if I hadn't been dating Gert. In those days, Catholics were much less ecumenical than…

— Wesley Clark

“It was Valentine's Day and I had spent the day in bed with my life partner, Ketel One. The two of us…

— Chelsea Handler

When I don't know what to do, I just open my mouth. Why won't anyone date me?

— Chelsea Handler

I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, 'Marry him. You'll double your wardrobe.'

— Joan Rivers

“But I tended not to date men who ever showed up for me.”

— Kimberly Novosel

“A fast car can make women 'like' a man; and a man 'like' women … fast.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The ending of your story all depends on the beginning of ours.”

— Piper Payne

“Nothing destroys the spirit of greediness faster than the spirit of giving.”

— John Arthur

“Now who is wrong and who is right about the dating advice?”

— Deyth Banger

Whether they yield or refuse, it delights women to have been asked.

— Ovid

Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex.

— Cher

So if I was dating somebody now and the relationship didn't work out, I'd take that as failing

— Gavin DeGraw

Dating your ex is like backing the Titanic up an hitting the iceberg a second time.

— Anonymous

“If there are trust issues during the dating period, marriage is not going to solve it! #Tip”

— A.H. Carlisle III

I'm looking for a perfume to overpower men - I'm sick of karate.

— Phyllis Diller

“Always wanted a girl with a heart-shaped ass. Most of my exes have ass-shaped hearts.”

— Quentin R. Bufogle

Dating is a place to practice how to relate to other people.

— Henry Cloud

You guys have been dating since kindergarten and you haven't sealed the deal.

— Chuck Bass