“His heart beat so rapidly it might burst; he kept telling himself everything was fine so long as he remained a giraffe.” — Andrew Sturm Copy Share Image
“If you don't laugh at the crazy things, you're liable to lose your mind.” — Andrew Sturm Copy Share Image
“Everyone hated Calculus. Quadratic equations, parabolas, logarithms, trigonometry - you name it. It was like floating in an endless, frictionless void traveling at x… — Andrew Sturm Copy Share Image
“A great man will experience more failures than successes. If we lived for the successes, we would have all killed ourselves by now.” — Andrew Sturm Copy Share Image
“His heart beat so rapidly it might burst; he kept telling himself everything was fine so long as he remained a giraffe.” — Andrew Sturm Copy Share Image
“If you don't laugh at the crazy things, you're liable to lose your mind.” — Andrew Sturm Copy Share Image
“I'm not saying you're weak, but you brawl like a couple of girls having a pillow fight.” — Andrew Sturm Copy Share Image
“All of life is like raindrops on the window; some stick around for a little while and some just fall right out of the… — Andrew Sturm Copy Share Image
“Love's a funny thing, especially with a man who gets paid to put junk in other people's slots. (The Mail Man)” — Andrew Sturm Copy Share Image
“Becoming an adult is all about accepting that you didn't know anything when you were a kid.” — Andrew Sturm Copy Share Image
