“If you don't laugh at the crazy things, you're liable to lose your mind.” — Andrew Sturm Comedy Copy Share Image
“Love happens in the strangest places at the strangest times.” — Andrew Sturm Inspirational Copy Share Image
“His heart beat so rapidly it might burst; he kept telling himself everything was fine so long as he remained a giraffe.” — Andrew Sturm Crazy Copy Share Image
“A great man will experience more failures than successes. If we lived for the successes, we would have all killed ourselves by… — Andrew Sturm Failure Copy Share Image
“Everyone hated Calculus. Quadratic equations, parabolas, logarithms, trigonometry - you name it. It was like floating in an endless, frictionless void traveling… — Andrew Sturm Calculus Copy Share Image
“I've gotta die of something, but I don't wanna die of it today.” — Andrew Sturm Dying Copy Share Image
No matter how you twist and turn, your ass is always in the back — Andrew Sturm Inspirational quotes Copy Share Image
“Learn to be embarrassed by little and sorry about even less.” — Andrew Sturm Education Copy Share Image
“Love's a funny thing, especially with a man who gets paid to put junk in other people's slots. (The Mail Man)” — Andrew Sturm Humor Copy Share Image
“Becoming an adult is all about accepting that you didn't know anything when you were a kid.” — Andrew Sturm Becoming an adult Copy Share Image
“I'm not saying you're weak, but you brawl like a couple of girls having a pillow fight.” — Andrew Sturm Fight Copy Share Image
“All of life is like raindrops on the window; some stick around for a little while and some just fall right out… — Andrew Sturm Inspirational Copy Share Image
