Humorous Quote by Andrew Sturm Download Open image ““There's no such thing as a sane woman.”” — Andrew Sturm ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humorous Kirkwood Life lessons Project Value of life
“She almost sounded sane... If you didn't know that she was acting rational on the far side of crazy.” — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“Oh, don't take it so hard. I drove into this madness. Every woman needs a little madness in her life.” — Edmond Rostand Copy Share Image
“No sane woman would injure her breasts and still want the stigma attached to rape.” — S. A. David Copy Share Image
“Society is what decides who's sane and who isn't, so you got to measure up.” — Ken Kesey Copy Share Image
“Women. Most of them are bordering on the limits of insanity at the best of times.” — Rachel Florence Roberts Copy Share Image
“...it's hard to confine an irrational woman in a rational pattern, so I had no idea really what was in her mind.” — Leslie Ford Copy Share Image
“Everyone hated Calculus. Quadratic equations, parabolas, logarithms, trigonometry - you name it. It was like floating in an endless, frictionless void traveling at x… — Andrew Sturm Copy Share Image
“A great man will experience more failures than successes. If we lived for the successes, we would have all killed ourselves by now.” — Andrew Sturm Copy Share Image
“His heart beat so rapidly it might burst; he kept telling himself everything was fine so long as he remained a giraffe.” — Andrew Sturm Copy Share Image
“If you don't laugh at the crazy things, you're liable to lose your mind.” — Andrew Sturm Copy Share Image
“I'm not saying you're weak, but you brawl like a couple of girls having a pillow fight.” — Andrew Sturm Copy Share Image
“All of life is like raindrops on the window; some stick around for a little while and some just fall right out of the… — Andrew Sturm Copy Share Image
“Love's a funny thing, especially with a man who gets paid to put junk in other people's slots. (The Mail Man)” — Andrew Sturm Copy Share Image
“One of the classier features of this home was the padded toilet seat. It was high-mileage puffy brown vinyl-colored foam and made that weird… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
“Holy hell, Trev! What kind of move was that?” Trevor leaned over her with a big smile on his face. “You really thought I… — Cecilia Aubrey & Chris Almeida Copy Share Image
There's little in taking or giving, There's little in water or wine: This living, this living, this living, Was never a project of mine.… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
“Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or a loaf of bread. However, if a sheep stole… — Mike Harding Copy Share Image
Many public-school children seem to know only two dates—1492 and 4th of July; and as a rule they don't know what happened on either… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The Democrats said, "We don't know what's wrong with America, but we can fix it." The Republicans said, "There's nothing wrong with America, and… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“Shut up, you fool...Really. I’m running out of things to throw at you.” — K.M. Parr Copy Share Image
“There's something not quite Christian about it," Tony said. He sat back in his chair and looked up to where his Bible sat on… — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
“Can you imagine life without the horror genre? There would be no monsters. Only a**holes.” — Michael A. Arnzen Copy Share Image
