Talking behind my back? Ok, say hi to my ass his name is Bob and he talks crap too. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best of our best, without Jesus, looks like a pile of crap compared to Him. — Matt Chandler Copy Share Image
There is no way I'd have wanted to live in the Twenties. It was really crap for women. — Laura Carmichael Copy Share Image
“Life is full of crap, so don't add any crap in too it, because it will stick” — Zybejta "Beta" Metani' Marashi Copy Share Image
People say you shouldn't eat carbs, but that's crap. I just try to stay away from white ones. — Marisa Miller Copy Share Image
But I have to grow out of it, because it's very boring, really. Even when you're telling people how crap you are,… — Emily Mortimer Copy Share Image
Elvis and I call up Cadillac dealerships all night long, suckin' down Ny Quil stingers and cheese. He says, what the hell's… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
“DO NOT WASTE YOUR PRECIOUS TIME GIVING ONE SINGLE CRAP ABOUT WHAT ANYBODY ELSE THINKS OF YOU.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“He called me a piece of cow poop!" "Oh, really?" I raised an eyebrow. "Yeah! I was just talking to him, and… — Kenzie Western Copy Share Image
The best movies now are called 'thrillers.' Because if you use the word 'horror,' people's associations are straight-to-video crap. — Eli Roth Copy Share Image
You do something, the same thing over and over again for a long time, you're gonna feel like crap. — Stephen Gostkowski Copy Share Image
It's a big deal when you finally get the chance to do the one thing you want to do -need to do-… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
There are good intentions behind many peoples conversion to veganism, including an admirable devotion to the well-being of animals and a justified… — Julie Klausner Copy Share Image
I'm shooting in Brooklyn, we've got all kinds of crap going on, and I'm all alone now in a big hotel suite… — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
Looking out of the window at the infinite sky, I prayed out, 'Dear Baby Jesus, I am sorry for my sin, even… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
Valentine cards and birthday wishes? Please...be on another level of planning, of understanding The bond between man and woman and child. The… — Method Man Copy Share Image
I think we should only get 3 honks a month on the car horn. Then, someone cuts you off, you press the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
What's fascinating about D.C., the exteriors are these elaborate structures, this gorgeous architecture and beautiful stonework, and then you go inside and… — Tony Hale Copy Share Image
After directing awhile, you get an instinct about it, but you have to be able to trust your own feelings. Invariably, two-thirds… — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
People are morons. I don't do any social media stuff. I have people telling me all the time, "You should do Twitter,… — Michael Shannon Copy Share Image
