I want a horse and plough, Chickens too, Just one cow, With a wistful moo. — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
I think no more of taking another wife than I do of buying a cow. — Heber C. Kimball Copy Share Image
What we must do is start viewing every cow, pig, chicken, monkey, rabbit, mouse, and pigeon as our family members. — Gary Yourofsky Copy Share Image
. . . dogma is less useful than cow dung. One can make whatever one likes out of it, even revisionism. . . . — Mao Zedong Copy Share Image
If I lived my life over again I would stay in the countryside. I prefer the countryside, the milking of the cows… — Alfredo Di Stefano Copy Share Image
“everyone knows that cows produce the milk that makes the best cheese. One day, Big” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We need to respect the fact that cows are herbivores, and that does not mean feeding them corn and chicken manure. — Joel Salatin Copy Share Image
We don't have milk cows. People have so many stereotypes of people from where I come from - Oklahoma. We don't ride… — Carrie Underwood Copy Share Image
A girl's got to do what she's got to do to make somebody pay her a compliment. If that means moaning 'til… — Cat Deeley Copy Share Image
COMMUNISM : You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Everyone now has a sacred cow in the tax code. For my money, the most sacred thing of all is our country… — Ari Fleischer Copy Share Image
I used to live next door to a farm, so every day for awhile, I used to walk over and fed the… — Paul Rudd Copy Share Image
While visiting Kenya, former President Clinton was offered 40 goats and 20 cows for his daughter, Chelsea, by a love struck government… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I spent most of my youth hauling sides of beef and pork to my father's shop. Carrying you is far more enjoyable."… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
I'm not here to say I don't eat vegetables - I do, a lot of them - but, from a soil perspective,… — Dan Barber Copy Share Image
When I was in Enschende, beside my apartment there was a field with cows grazing in it. Then, I'm in Milan and… — Marko Arnautovic Copy Share Image
Questioning the status quo can result in banishment, imprisonment, ridicule or being burned at the stake, depending on your era, your locale,… — Gene Spafford Copy Share Image
I had an experience in a restaurant one time where there was a large trolley with beef being carved up, and I… — Tobe Hooper Copy Share Image
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In my family we got up in the mornings around three o'clock and went out to the barns to bring the cows… — Billy Graham Copy Share Image
I hope we shall prove how much happier for man the Quaker policy is, and that the life of the feeder is… — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
We have this sacred cow in our society that what the majority of people want is rightbut is it? Our populace can't… — David Gerrold Copy Share Image
My parents taught me to be optimistic and independent. They made me feel that I could do anything I set my mind… — Verne Troyer Copy Share Image
Cows provide approx 100 million tonnes of dry dung a year costing Rs 5000 crores which saves 50 million tonnes of firewood… — Maneka Gandhi Copy Share Image
A man in twenty-four hours converts as much as seven ounces of carbon into carbonic acid; a milch cow will convert seventy… — Michael Faraday Copy Share Image
If you had a personal trainer, you would probably eat him. I know that in every fat person, there's a skinny person… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
I have no wish to offend, but I do think that holy cows need challenging. — Naomi Alderman Copy Share Image
SOCIALISM: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
