Cows Quotes · Page 8

Sacred cows make very poor gladiators.

— Nikki Giovanni

If you want to make a chili, you're going to break some cows.

— Merlin Mann

“Cows are beautiful, RESPECT AND LOVE THEM!”

— Abby Buter

I have no affinity for cows. I mean, they're cool.

— Doja Cat

Nazism: You have two cows. The Government shoots you and takes the cows.

— Anonymous

Don't milk the cow too hard. She will kick you.

— Mason Cooley

A cow is a very good animal in the field; but we turn her out of a garden.

— Samuel Johnson

Mother cow is in many ways better than the mother who gave us birth.

— Mahatma Gandhi

Where the bee sucks, there suck I In the cow-slip's bell i lie There I couch when owls do cry

— William Shakespeare

Five generations of back ache, wrinkles and empty penny jars.. why do we do it?! Dur its farming, simply loving life and…

— Laura Claxton

It is unthinkable to have a British countryside that doesn't have actual functioning farmers riding tractors, cows in fields, things like that.

— Bill Bryson

We move the cows every day to a new spot which allows the grass time to recuperate and go through its what…

— Joel Salatin

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them.

— Dylan Moran

Dumb animals we call them, while they bark and neigh and moo. They talk as much as we do - to them…

— Rebecca McCann

Cows' milk and soya milk isn't good for me. Almond milk and rice milk is OK. I don't really drink alcohol, either.…

— Robert Lewandowski

Cow-slaughter and man-slaughter are in my opinion two sides of the same coin.

— Mahatma Gandhi

Did you ever fly a kite in bed? Did you ever walk with ten cats on your head? Did you ever milk…

— Dr. Seuss

To my utter astonishment I saw an airship descending over my cow lot. It was occupied by six of the strangest beings…

— Alexander Hamilton

Midwestern people stick together. Gee willikers, they work hard. There's no glitz, no glamour. When I was a girl in Duluth, Minnesota,…

— Gena Lee Nolin

Actually, in this instance we do have probably a better tracking system than was the instance in Canada. Because this is a…

— Ann Veneman

Whether it's through introduction of the right gut bacteria or direct modification of the genes of cows and pigs, I think we're…

— Ramez Naam

In the average newspaper there is not a complete suppression of stories that the sacred cows don't want printed. But rather what…

— Carl Sandburg

Talking to animals' isn't a matter of words used, it is a matter of your thoughts, your expression, and above all the…

— Barbara Woodhouse

I think it's great training for any comedian to start on cows. Because with cows, you expect them to be bored and…

— Kristen Schaal

Every creature reproduces after its kind. A dog gives birth to dogs, a cat gives birth to cats, a cow gives birth…

— Chris Oyakhilome

It's just that I have this funny objection to torturing small animals no matter how scrumptious their body parts might be. ...…

— Ron Reagan

I can't remember exactly the first thing I wrote, but one of the stories, was about a pilot whose plane crashed on…

— Tom Robbins

Just looking at them I grow greedy, as if they were freshly baked loaves waiting on their shelves to be broken open--that…

— Linda Pastan

... [I]nfectious disease is merely a disagreeable instance of a widely prevalent tendency of all living creatures to save themselves the bother…

— Hans Zinsser

I often pass a farm with cows grazing in the field and I think to myself how terrible it is that human…

— Andy Rooney

I have learned that I, we, are a dollar-a-day people (which is terrible, they say, because a cow in Japan is worth…

— Binyavanga Wainaina

I just could not stand the idea of eating meat - I really do think that it has made me calmer… People's…

— Kate Bush

Do humans have a different moral significance than cows in general?

— Richard Dawkins

Wave bye-bye to your cash cow, 'cause it's leaving the pasture.

— Jimmy McGill

I'd rather eat a cow-pat on a bun than a bloody McDonalds.

— Alex Kapranos

Any of us would kill a cow rather than not have beef.

— Samuel Johnson

Cowboys make better lovers: Ask any cow.

— Edward Abbey

“The cows hovered over the mountain Creating a huge pooping fountain”

— Tom Watson

Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness.

— Craig Ferguson

“Now I think I’m back in Wisconsin.  I see cows.” “Sounds like Wisconsin.”

— Brian Harmon