“Only she who attempts the absurd can ever achieve the impossible.” — Nancy Means Wright Copy Share Image
I'd rather be tipping cows in Tulsa, than hailing cabs here in New York. — Carrie Underwood Copy Share Image
I'm catholic in the same way, that if a cow was born in a tree, it's a bird! — Richard Jeni Copy Share Image
Lobsters one of the only animals that have to put up with being alive in the restaurant. If you go to a… — Richard Jeni Copy Share Image
Teach players the game at an early age and stop treating them like cash cows for everyone to profit off of. — Kobe Bryant Copy Share Image
All cows were like other cows, all tigers like all other tigers - What on earth happened to human beings? — Harry Mulisch Copy Share Image
Despotic governments can stand 'moral force' till the cows come home; what they fear is physical force. — George Orwell Copy Share Image
Man, through the cow, is enjoined to realize his identity with all that lives. — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
I said, baby, do you have no shame? She just looked at me, uncomprehendingly, like cows at a passing train. — Don Henley Copy Share Image
Listening to the Fifth Symphony of Ralph Vaughan Williams is like staring at a cow for 45 minutes. — Aaron Copland Copy Share Image
Burning carbon-based substances like oil, gas, and especially coal, produces billions of tons of extra carbon dioxide each year. Methane gas from… — Bill Nye Copy Share Image
During the mid-1980s dairy farmers decided there was too much cheap milk at the supermarket. So the government bought and slaughtered 1.6… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I do think we can be a little less PC when it comes to sports, though. Just once I want to hear… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
I think that sick people in Ankh-Morpork generally go to a vet. It's generally a better bet. There's more pressure on a… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I'm South American, and growing up in New York, I had the total stereotypical way of thinking of what Texas was about.… — Paula Garces Copy Share Image
“Among other things, I’m afraid of cows.” “Because of their size?” Helen asked sympathetically. “No, it’s the way they stare. As if… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, my step dad started this business and would go out and get lost cows and stuff. He… — Tim McGraw Copy Share Image
If only someone would do for cows what Bambi did for deer. Cows have been in films, but they haven't starred. I'm… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
As I started to read nonfiction in the mid '70s, I discovered, holy cow, there was a lot of imaginative nonfiction. Not… — David Quammen Copy Share Image
What this country needs... what this great land of ours needs is something to happen to it. Something ferocious and tragic, like… — William Styron Copy Share Image
So, we've gone from covered wagons to going to the moon in just under 100 years. For all the centuries and thousands… — Edgar Mitchell Copy Share Image
As we curve around into the loop of the City Circle, I can see that a couple of other stylists have tried… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
When I see a person wearing a fur coat, I see not only the coat but the animals who were cruelly abused,… — Sharon Gannon Copy Share Image
If you've ever noticed, beauty pageants are a lot like county fairs. The farmers show the cows the same way. They walk… — Sherry Argov Copy Share Image
Self-deceit—It’s in the “Nine Satanic Statements” but deserves to be repeated here. Another cardinal sin. We must not pay homage to any… — Anton Szandor LaVey Copy Share Image
The worst scream I have ever heard, by far, is a mother cow on a dairy farm screaming her lungs out day,… — Gary Yourofsky Copy Share Image
Eating liver out of a cow's body is like eating the filter out of a car. — Dick Gregory Copy Share Image
It's not socially acceptable to be a complete and utter manipulative cow. — Lena Headey Copy Share Image
“Think about cows think about cows think about delicious fat cows. . .” — Tui T. Sutherland Copy Share Image
Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
