Cassandra,” he said, “I hope you know that poaching Muppets is illegal in this country. — Jennifer Rardin Country Copy Share Image
There you go. Use your granddaughter to pick up women. That'll get you points in heaven. — Jennifer Rardin Granddaughter Copy Share Image
All you can do is hang in there and hope you don't get motion sickness and puke all over the newspapers. — Jennifer Rardin Can do Copy Share Image
“I can't belly dance.' Yes, you can. It's in your fi--' Will you stop reading my goddamn file!” — Jennifer Rardin Belly dance Copy Share Image
Sounds good. Drive safe." He sighed, knowing I really meant, "Take care of my Mercedes. — Jennifer Rardin Care Copy Share Image
The girl in me wanted to slap Lung across his face and yell, "Get your eyes off my sticky buns, ya creep! — Jennifer Rardin Buns Copy Share Image
So of course that was the moment my motherboard decided to do a short internal scan, throw up its hands, and screech,… — Jennifer Rardin Blood Copy Share Image
Sometimes things would be so much simpler if you could just pull out your gun and shoot the bad guy. Reason number… — Jennifer Rardin Bad guy Copy Share Image
“As I was leaving, a door opened and a man looked out. I got the feeling we were having a mutual oh-crap-you're-not-supposed-to-see-me… — Jennifer Rardin Leaving Copy Share Image
The padlock clicked open. A voice soundingoddly like South Parks's Cartman echoed through my quivering brain. Goddammit! — Jennifer Rardin Brain Copy Share Image
Hey, if you decided to tear up the town, you can always use the leftover bread from my breakfast in place of… — Jennifer Rardin Bread Copy Share Image
Jumping up and down is definitely sexy," Vayl assured me. "Would you like to do it two or three times right now… — Jennifer Rardin Business Copy Share Image
Have you dared to eat my son?" I laughed. Actually, it started out as more of a giggle that grew. Because my… — Jennifer Rardin Giggle Copy Share Image
Still enmeshed from the knees down, Vayl flopped off the cabinet before we realized he needed a hand down, falling fast and… — Jennifer Rardin Cabinets Copy Share Image
“Your father sounds frightening," Trayton said. "He once made a general cry." "No." "I shit you not. The guy had to retire… — Jennifer Rardin Humor Copy Share Image
communication is such a two-edged sword for guys. On the one hand, they almost always mean what they say. Refreshing, I know.… — Jennifer Rardin Communication Copy Share Image
“Is your butt buzzing?" Cole, you have the worst timing! I jerked upright, tring to pull my phone out of my pocket… — Jennifer Rardin Humor Copy Share Image
“It turned out that wandering aimlessly wasn’t the best way to find a pack of werewolves. But stopping and sharing a quiet… — Jennifer Rardin Time Copy Share Image
You got a problem?" he drawled, obviously expecting me to pee my pants before falling to the ground and groveling like an… — Jennifer Rardin Approach Copy Share Image
Unbelievable. After what just happened between us no, I don’t have any right. None at all. We’re barely a couple. We’re not… — Jennifer Rardin Cheat Copy Share Image
Vayl, this is not a pleasant moment for me," I confessed. "No?" "Locked in a windowless, doorless room with a dancing, headless… — Jennifer Rardin Dancing Copy Share Image
Now he looked at the classic parked on the street and admitted, “I bought it soon after we met. I… had hoped… — Jennifer Rardin Chance Copy Share Image
Fear sucks. Because you never know when it will attack. Sometimes it sneaks up behind you, giggling like your best girlfriend from… — Jennifer Rardin Behind you Copy Share Image
“Cassandra watched him go, slumping a little as the distance between them grew. "He was so nice." "Yeah." "And look at that… — Jennifer Rardin Cassandra Watched Copy Share Image
And then it hit me. One of those evil thoughts siblings get because, well, that's what we do. Looking over my shoulder… — Jennifer Rardin Beer Copy Share Image
Besides my professional goals, I have a couple of private ones, my man. One of those is to pet a kangaroo before… — Jennifer Rardin Animal Copy Share Image
“Now, here's what we do. You and I will find a back way out of this place. If we come across someone… — Jennifer Rardin Bond Copy Share Image
“Quick, think of a marvelous excuse he’ll totally swallow. Aha!“To practice. Unlike you guys, I haven’t tried my particular talent since Granny… — Jennifer Rardin Dance Copy Share Image
I'm just being practial. I knew someday I might have to bare my throat to you. Pete and I discussed that very… — Jennifer Rardin Asking Copy Share Image
“I sat up. Slowly. Between the belly dancing, the fire, the visit to Dave and it's aftermath, the night had taken its… — Jennifer Rardin Bad thing Copy Share Image
“Hot.” The last word, barely a whisper, lost itself in my hair as he pressed his lips to that spot just below… — Jennifer Rardin Gaze Copy Share Image
“WHAT?!" I felt the prickling along my scalp that signaled Big Anger. I wished I was the Queen of Hearts so I… — Jennifer Rardin Anger Copy Share Image
Cool! Now I can steal some rich old coot's Ferrari and go fishing for marlin with the same piece of jewelry. — Jennifer Rardin Ferrari Copy Share Image
“Who brings baby pictures on an international flight?" I hissed. "If I'd wanted my bare ass paraded in front of all the… — Jennifer Rardin Flight Copy Share Image
“And yet I sense you would cheerfully slam my head against the wall if you thought you could get away with it.… — Jennifer Rardin Head Wall Copy Share Image
“Then I got this image of my big toe, painted bright red, suddenly developing a face and a hot Southern temper to… — Jennifer Rardin Jaz-parks Copy Share Image
I described the pyramid we'd found and waited for him to jump on the bandwagon. Unfortunately he's afraid of wagons. And bands. — Jennifer Rardin Band Copy Share Image
I’d smack you over the head with it so hard your bell would still be ringing for Church next Saturday night. ~… — Jennifer Rardin Bells Copy Share Image
