Instead of lowering your head and copping to it like a man, you pick up the journal as one might hold a… — Junot Diaz Copy Share Image
The condom broke. I know how stupid that sounds. It's the reproductive version of the dog ate my homework. — Jennifer Weiner Copy Share Image
I do support a sex-positive attitude for young people. Use condoms, that's important. I love the idea that promiscuity can be healthy… — Rachael Taylor Copy Share Image
Given a choice between hearing my daughter say "I'm pregnant" or "I used a condom", most mothers would get up in the… — Joycelyn Elders Copy Share Image
I guess I had it made. My mother gave me advice - she taught me that women like to be looked in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Civilization is drugs, alcohol, engines of war, prostitution, machines and machine slaves, low wages, bad food, bad taste, prisons, reformatories, lunatic asylums,… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Walgreens, Rite Aid, CVS and Wal-Mart have all figured out the evolution of life and they grabbed all the products that are… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms." Joe Morelli — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I could become a nun even if I am a non-believer. I'll learn to fake it like Nick did with me. I… — Rachel Cohn Copy Share Image
I carry condoms in my purse, even though I haven't had sex in a long time. I'm hoping for luck! And I… — Sharon Stone Copy Share Image
Recently, there's been a trend in America that I find very disturbing... rewarding immoral and illegal behavior...For example, we now give free… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Sometimes, when you get a girl pregnant, you blame the condom. His condom broke that night. — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
you gotta think it’s a waste of—” “Ray!” I glanced around, but there was nobody within earshot. “Well, excuse me if I’m… — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
We live in a culture in which condoms can be handed out in schools and Bibles can't. And I think that tells… — Janet E. Smith Copy Share Image
You must always remember, the most important fashion accessory is the condom. — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
“Worry is to human beings … what a condom is to a man with erectile dysfunction.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Humans cannot produce viable offspring with our closest animal cousin: the chimpanzee. We cannot impregnate a chimp. So you know what that… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
I've heard the sound of 70 condoms being scraped over the floor at the British Museum. It feels like being an adventurer.… — Herbert Copy Share Image
Television executives are afraid to advertise condoms that could save lives, but do not blush about telecasting a National Geographic special on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
