Communication Quotes by Jarod Kintz

“I’m not good at talking. Can’t I just nod my way through a conversation? It’s better than nodding off.”

— Jarod Kintz

“When we communicate, everybody wins. Especially the NSA.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If you catch me talking in my sleep, your conversation bored me.”

— Jarod Kintz

“When I talk about love, people listen. And when I listen about love, people talk.”

— Jarod Kintz

“When I go on a drive, I like to listen to “Drive,” by The Cars.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I find politicians’ speeches moving. Sometimes I don’t even pack up before forever leaving their vicinity.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I fill my life with speech, but not with people who are truly listening.”

— Jarod Kintz

“My wife won’t talk to me, but that’s OK, because it’s not like I’d listen if she did.”

— Jarod Kintz

“When I go to the bar, I never drink much. And to do that I avoid conversations, as silence reduces saliva and…

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“I talk about talking like I listen to listening—in a room with mirrored walls that makes me appreciate the infinity that is…

— Jarod Kintz

I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot.…

— Jarod Kintz

“If I were alone with my clone, and we were enjoying each others' solitude, I'd have finally have met a man with…

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“Language is the proper way to communicate, followed closely by five balled up fingers forming a fist and flying at a face.…

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“Don’t be surprised if I try to stab you with a club sandwich sword. I will defend your right to free speech…

— Jarod Kintz

“I won an Oscar. I Won it in a raffle. It’s a replica, but I still gave a teary-eyed acceptance speech. I…

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“I’m exercising my right to free speech, because it used to be obese. For years all it did was sit on the…

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“A brick is what the aliens gave me to communicate with them. It’s easy to operate. Just go to a party, or…

— Jarod Kintz

“Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you, and 50% of my time with others, because you get…

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“The conversation went like this: Me: Hello? You left your panties over here. Her: Hello? Me: Oh, hi, grandma! I thought you…

— Jarod Kintz

“There are billions of conversations happening every second, and it’s too bad I can’t listen to more than about half of them…

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“A brick could be used to stop potential terrorist plots. But it sure would be more effective if I could just record…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as Concealment Revealer. It both conceals and reveals, like great dialogue. Here’s some great dialogue I wrote…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick and a blanket could be used as characters in a story full of clever dialogue, such as: Brick: I checked…

— Jarod Kintz

“Seeking a woman who looks like a feminized version of L. Ron Hubbard to help me decode intergalactic messages that I might…

— Jarod Kintz

“I want to keep a human mouth on my coffee table. It’ll be a great conversation starter.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I want to write a book called “Conversations.” Of course, it’s all talk at this point.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Is my conversation putting you to sleep, or is the rufie I slipped in your dog food finally starting to kick in?”

— Jarod Kintz

“I listen better with earplugs in, so I can see what your body is really saying.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I watch silent movies on mute. But only for the dialogue.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I make conversation like I make love to myself—I let my hands do all the talking.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I didn’t list listening as one of my skills, probably because I didn’t hear what the interviewer asked.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A two-headed man should have twice the IQ, and the ability to have internal dialogues externally.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I’ll tell myself whatever I need to hear to stop listening.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The pinnacle of every conversation is coming to the point.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Dialogue between two characters, each of them different forms of karate, might be a bit choppy.”

— Jarod Kintz

“In a victory speech, I like to thank the opposition, because without their help, I couldn’t have won.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If I’m having a conversation with my clone, am I having an interior dialogue externally?”

— Jarod Kintz

“I love body language, because I can speak it without talking, without listening, and while my back is turned.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Dream dialogue: -Don’t cry. I, too, know what it’s like to be different. -But I’m not different. I’m normal, I’m average, and…

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“A brick could be used in speech therapy, to cure a stutter. I mean look at me, I don't have a stutter.…

— Jarod Kintz