“If I got a paper cut, that’s a tragedy. If you fell down an open manhole and died, that's comedy.” — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
If I type lol it means I blew air out my nose harder than usual don't get too fucking excited — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My favorite kind of pain is in my stomach when my friends make me laugh too hard. — Nix Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian. You have to understand that my brain doesn't work like a politician's brain. — Beppe Grillo Copy Share Image
I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at. — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
I always loved acting and improv and sketch comedy and theater, which I did at a local youth theater. — Emma Stone Copy Share Image
What's fun about comedy is you're pushing things a little further than you would in a drama; you're pushing reality a little… — Jason Katims Copy Share Image
I think that's one of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. — Soleil Moon Frye Copy Share Image
Some readers took 'Heaven's My Destination' as a satire on Christianity and the Midwest, but today it reads like a loving comedy. — Robert Gottlieb Copy Share Image
The Muppet Show is very much seen as an English thing. So for us in the U.K. it is one of the… — James Bobin Copy Share Image
Every day is a surprise. There are confirmations of an interconnectivity and synchronicity which inspire, titillate and confirm the inherent comedy of… — Billy Zane Copy Share Image
The ultimate test of whether you posses a sense of humor is your reaction when someone tells you you don't. — Frank Tyger Copy Share Image
Mixing humour and harsh reality is a very human behaviour, it's the way people stay sane in their daily lives. — Jorge Garcia Copy Share Image
I believe in laughter. I believe laughter is good for the soul. I believe in making other people laugh to make them… — Anthony Ray Hinton Copy Share Image
You know what, I think maybe it's because men like to fart, and the host wants to be able to sit in… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
A buddha laughs too, but his laughter has the quality of a smile. His laughter has the feminine quality of grace. When… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
I did a guest shot on a comedy series where they did 20 to 30 takes of everything. It's just gone by… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
Every comic will tell you that a lot of crowds play differently to different social commentary. Some people are really uptight about… — Andrew Santino Copy Share Image
"Hi. You know with everything going down in West Palm Beach, and the holidays right around the corner I couldn't think of… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I set out to become a comedian, and I said in order to do that the first thing I'll do is become… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Common sense and a sense of humour are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humour is just common… — Clive James Copy Share Image
What ignited the rocket that sent you up into the vast regions of comedy, and why? I would say, for me, that… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
