You get an audience to laugh and then show them something horrific, it's going to be even more horrific because they've had… — Gary Sherman Copy Share Image
For me, standup will always be some part of my life, and other things will move around and find their place. — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
“Baby, it's either laugh or cry and crying takes way too much energy. If you can't find humor in the shit life… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I hope to continue to support, to inspire, to motivate, to encourage... in the hopes that maybe the world can get a… — Alyssa Edwards Copy Share Image
“proof that free speech and the truth wrapped in a good joke will always be more persuasive and more powerful than identity… — Milo Yiannopoulos Copy Share Image
“A little while back, I won a couple of contests and was crowned the Funniest Kid Comic in all of New York.… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“Indeed, the pun is considered by many to be more distasteful than the common expletive. You might even say the pun is… — George Takei Copy Share Image
Because of 'SNL,' I don't have to tour alone, and I can write jokes with my friends and make people laugh, and… — Sarah Sherman Copy Share Image
I would love to continue to challenge myself by trying different things. Action, Drama, Comedy... I would be grateful to do any… — Claire Holt Copy Share Image
“The expression terminal, when the doctor first pronounced it, had struck Meershank with a comic bounce, this after a lifetime of pursuing… — Carol Shields Copy Share Image
There's no reason to be doing comedy during the day in a hot tent. I don't know why anyone thinks it's a… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
“He sighed, then said, "So basically, you're stalking her." "I am NOT stalking her." I insisted. "That's where you come in. If… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
I stand behind my stand-up. I work on it very, very hard. But yeah, because I'm clean, you can get looked at… — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
“Walking into Nova Hollywood, I remembered why I didn’t come here more often. I like a good slice of cheese as much… — John Zakour Copy Share Image
I thought if I could do stand-up comedy well enough, I could parlay it back into films - like Charlie Chaplin and… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
My TV comedy idols are the Charles brothers, who did 'Cheers;' Larry Gelbart, who did 'MASH;' and Larry David, who did 'Seinfeld.'… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
“In moments the whole assembly was rocking with jeering laughter as I stood ridiculously before them. My hands clenched uncontrollably; I had… — Teresa Denys Copy Share Image
I went to college as an economics major because that was the easiest major that could still please your Asian parents, and… — Jimmy O. Yang Copy Share Image
I haven't done a lot in London. I think comedy over there is how it was over here years ago. There's tons… — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
A comedy isn’t about being funny...a comedy is about characters who dare to know that they may choose a happy ending after… — Gary D. Schmidt Copy Share Image
Stand-up is not just an American thing anymore. It's global. In some places, stand-up comedy is brand new. South Africa has only… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
After doing comedy for a while and knowing how hard it is to do physical comedy right, I learned how incredibly talented… — Carly Craig Copy Share Image
The hardest thing in the world to do is to have someone in a seat in a theater laughing so hard that… — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
My sense of humor will always stand in the way of my seeing myself, my family, my race or my nation as… — Zora Neale Hurston Copy Share Image
The most fun I ever had on a movie was working with Albert Brooks. He's the caviar of comedy. I mean, nobody's… — Sharon Stone Copy Share Image
If you play comedic scenes like they're really serious, then it's so much more funny than if you're going for a laugh. — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
“What are you assholes looking at?" "Nothing," said Radar. "We're certainly not looking at your eyebrows.” — John Green Copy Share Image
The main reason I got into comedy was in the hope that I could make a few people laugh and feel better… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
It's so funny because, here in Hollywood, an actor who really is versatile and who has the ability to transform between comedy… — Rocky Carroll Copy Share Image
I remember as a child listening to comedic musicals and thinking they were a real riot. I had pretty questionable taste in… — Zach Woods Copy Share Image
It's a funny time, but I'm sure in any time you live in, you'd consider it funny because life is change and… — Toni Collette Copy Share Image
I think drama and comedy are pretty much all the same, and the issue is whether or not you have a sense… — Valerie Harper Copy Share Image
Why is comedy the only form of the arts where people think they have to agree with or approve the content? You… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
If I were a bad black comic I would name my special, Yo mama, and other stories of a lack of self… — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
I have a sense of humor. I usually come off as very serious, but I definitely have a dry sense of humor. — Bill Walsh Copy Share Image
I consider myself always a humorist. And I think anybody who tells jokes or makes people laugh is humor. — Dick Gregory Copy Share Image
Let's face it, the great comedians now that are handicapped in the looks department are tremendous writers. — Jack Black Copy Share Image
My comedy isn't about being attractive - it's about how the bar of dumb seems so low right now, and I desperately… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
No matter how funny the bad jokes are, the jokes they create wants to build the moment with you with their effort. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For me, the goal wasn't to turn the stand-up special on its head, but to do what I do specifically, and hopefully… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
