Comedy Quotes · Page 45

I want to try something on situational comedy.

— Neena Gupta

Comedy is one of my strengths.

— Shenaz Treasury

I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner

— Anonymous

He laughed like an irresponsible foetus.

— T. S. Eliot

I'd love to do a really broad comedy at some point.

— Paul Dano

“I hate comedy... Yo...-yo bitch.”

— Deyth Banger

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

— Woody Allen

Stand-up. It's the only place I'm comfortable.

— Whitney Cummings

With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.

— Johnny Vegas

What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math.

— Mike Birbiglia

I think that humor is part of what saves us from despair.

— John Perry Barlow

Real laughter is when youre almost choking up and need to come up for air

— Ff

A lot of the things I do are the sort of things I think are funny.

— Eugene Mirman

I can handle heckling on evolution because it's my own field.

— Richard Dawkins

For jokes as well as justice come in with speech. - Aslan, The Magician's Nephew

— Anonymous

I have such a girl-crush on Reese Witherspoon. I would love to do a comedy with her.

— Jenna Dewan

Once more the liberal year laughs out O'er richer stores than gems or gold: Once more with harvest song and shout Is…

— John Greenleaf Whittier

I'll never forget how she told us. She took us all out to brunch, and she was like, 'You guys, I'm keeping…

— Amy Schumer

William Devane was amazing [ in The Grinder] - that we were able to reinvent an acting legend as a comedy star…

— Rob Lowe

On the golf course, a man may be the dogged victim of inexorable fate, be struck down by an appalling stroke of…

— Bobby Jones

The majority of my work in games, outside of 'Depression Quest,' has been experimental pushes into comedy games. I think there are…

— Zoe Quinn

I have been fortunate to be able to have a career playing comedy and drama. And it's awfully hard - it's like…

— Jack Lemmon

My neck and shoulders are killing me. Hard to focus on writing about murder, doom, shagging, our hopeless future & other comedy…

— Warren Ellis

You all watched a sketch about feminism and you didn't even know it because of all the jokes. It's like when Jessica…

— Tina Fey

All the genres are so blended nowadays. There are lots of comedies out there that are more realistic than dramas, and some…

— Madeline Zima

I like the idea of building the suspense and taking it all the way up to the very last second with the…

— Corey Feldman

Feeling different, feeling alienated, feeling persecuted, feeling that the only way to deal with the world is to laugh - because if…

— Mel Brooks

As soon as you start to talk about your own mannerisms, you are screwed. Because if you are aware of your own…

— Steve Carell

To a child, 'The Little Prince' is the story of a boy who falls from the sky, meets lots of funny people…

— Maria Konnikova

Some people are funny, and some people are not funny. Many people who are not funny can make a living at it.…

— Woody Allen

My most persistent memory of stand - up is of my mouth being in the present and my mind being in the…

— Steve Martin

I was always the Class Clown and over time became very good at it. I started doing comedy on stage at the…

— Bill Engvall

I've got a very wide sense of humor.

— Jim Breuer

The comedian just wants to get a laugh.

— Casey Wilson

He who laughs last didn't get it.

— Anonymous

Great comedy is always sadistic.

— Patrick Marber

I actually enjoy comedy; it's a lot of fun.

— Dule Hill

“Death Laughs In The Faces Of Clocks”

— Dean Cavanagh

Women have been funny for years.

— Beth Behrs

Basically I try not to knock other comedians.

— Robert Webb