They're always going, don't deal with terrorists. Let's deal with them. What's Allah offering you boys, 100 virgins? We'll give you 50 slags. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
The government, the state, they're just objects of jokes rather than serious consideration. I can't possibly take them seriously. — Joseph Brodsky Copy Share Image
“It’s easier to complain than to laugh, easier to yell than to joke around, easier to be demanding than to be satisfied.” — Gretchen Rubin Copy Share Image
It is always easy in life to make a joke on the serious thoughts than take on joke seriously in its thoughts… — Anuj Somany Copy Share Image
Molly Shannon and I used to always talk about that we really felt strongly that we were comedic actors, that we weren't… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
A lot of comedy films, there's the opinion, 'Well, if it's funny, put it in.' But I think you have to be… — Jay Chandrasekhar Copy Share Image
If you wish to glimpse inside a human soul and get to know a man ... just watch him laugh. If he… — Fyodor Dostoevsky Copy Share Image
I've been in situations where, in the midst of really hardcore events in my life, I made some ridiculous off-color joke that… — Samuel Witwer Copy Share Image
I think I'm someone who is really prone to melancholy, and the super heavy, thick shows kind of spiral me out into… — Sara Bareilles Copy Share Image
When things are difficult, awful, stressful, the thing that always gets you through is a sense of humour. I don't mean -… — Paul Merton Copy Share Image
It is easy to distinguish between the joking that reflects good breeding and that which is coarse-the one, if aired at an… — Marcus Tullius Cicero Copy Share Image
I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
'Zorn' goes to some pretty ridiculous places, but the real comedy is coming from these little observations about life that are not… — Phil Lord Copy Share Image
I came into the 'Comedy Bang! Bang!' TV show with a level of confidence that I don't think I would've had if… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to do action stuff. I like it. You really want something that's special; that's got something special about it… — Matt Dillon Copy Share Image
Comedy is the one absolutely self-aware art form. Actually, hip-hop's another one, I suppose. Because in your songs you're talking about how… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
When you talk about modern comedy I think there's a big three right now, and that's Louis C.K., Bill Burr, and Jim… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I'm a nightclub comic. That's what I do. I work in the clubs uncensored because my mind is uncensored, and those are… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I'm truly excited to be a part of 'Tu Mere Agal Bagal Hai' and SAB TV. This will be my first tryst… — Alok Nath Copy Share Image
“People may ask "why do you laugh at simple things?" Tell them that why don't you? Life is too short to make… — Kenneth de Guzman Copy Share Image
Most comedy is not very ambitious. You probably can't name more than a handful of comedies that would qualify for Best Picture. — Harold Ramis Copy Share Image
A comic's like anybody else - he does what he does to support himself and feed his family. But if a comic… — Charlie Murphy Copy Share Image
“No one really knows anything about comedy. We know a little bit about what we’re doing, but as far as the industry—the… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
“Laughing, the man replied, “I’ve been following you, you’ve been following the pilgrims in front of you, and they’ve been following in… — Stephen Marriott Copy Share Image
Don't get me wrong, there are sometimes if I go and see a really funny comedy, that I wished I had smoked… — Stephen Baldwin Copy Share Image
My wife happens to be probably the greatest working woman in comedy. I can't think of anyone who even approaches her achievements… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
Evolution has programmed our brains to find two things particularly interesting, and therefore memorable: jokes and sex - and especially, it seems,… — Joshua Foer Copy Share Image
I spend a lot of time thinking about what I do and how it fits into the scheme of things. I won't… — Joel Hodgson Copy Share Image
I live in my own place - have never copied anyone even half, and at any master who lacks the grace -… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
I think if you see that no one is going to laugh at you for it, I think the concept of living… — Mitch Leigh Copy Share Image
I think we all have a similar philosophy about comedy and comic performance which is that it's at its best when you… — Mathew Baynton Copy Share Image
All of my favorite comedy has always been of the grounded variety. Even 'MacGruber.' I think that MacGruber is a really grounded… — Adam Scott Copy Share Image
People who want to do stand-up from the start - I mean that's an extremely self-centred thing to want, isn't it? — Ronnie Corbett Copy Share Image
Happiness for the average person may be said to flow largely from common sense - adapting one-self to circumstances - and a… — Beatrice Lillie Copy Share Image
One reason [of Andy Griffith Show popularity] is because of the formula. It had comedy, but it also had tender moments. The… — Betty Lynn Copy Share Image
“I asked you a question. What are you doing here?" Resting his elbows on the side of the tub, he smiled lazily.… — Sandra Hill Copy Share Image
The best way to do comedy is to not filter yourself, and then you could always fix it later. You want to… — Ken Marino Copy Share Image
Same thing, like my commercials are often times really funny because I tend to find 30 seconds is a really good amount… — Alex Winter Copy Share Image
I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude… — Audrey Hepburn Copy Share Image
There arent many more happier moments in life than when youre laughing so trying to make people laugh yourself To do a… — Mike Wozniak Copy Share Image
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