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I don't think Latino; I think like me. If that happens to be Latino, then I guess that's me. But it doesn't… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
A lot of people do comedy about India, but they're not from India. It's a Kwik-E-Mart perspective. I want to provide a… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
If I'm not in the theatre, I'm in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or… — Ron White Copy Share Image
I was really gifted at being able to construct a joke, but it's like they weren't even memorable, my first jokes, because… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
I liked comedy, but didn't know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney. — Aisha Tyler Copy Share Image
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I've had fun doing romantic comedies, but I just can't anymore. There's nothing fulfilling creatively, there's nowhere to grow, nothing to learn… — Mandy Moore Copy Share Image
I like big escapist films. It's odd because the type of comedian I am and the things I do when I'm writing… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I've done a number of these My Name is Earl shows. I play Earl's father. It's a half-hour comedy. And I'll be… — Beau Bridges Copy Share Image
This book could scare them. The sex, the violence, the dream sequences and the iconoclasm - I think a lot of people… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
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I never really feel like just standing there and telling jokes. I want to move around. In fact, it's hard for me… — Chris D'Elia Copy Share Image
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I was talking to my friend and he said his girlfriend was mad at him. I said, "What happened?" He goes: "Well,… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
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You have to learn where people's funnybone is before you can start to poke fun and work out where that joy lies. — Chris Harris Copy Share Image
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I don't think there would be many jokes, if there weren't constant frustration and fear and so forth. It's a response to… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
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Catch-22' is the big daddy of funny war novels. It's capacious and occasionally rambling. It's a bible of literate comedy: you can… — Jesse Armstrong Copy Share Image
I try and write satire that's well-intentioned. But those intentions have to be hidden. It can't be completely clear, and that's what… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
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[the Ghost Team] is an ensemble comedy. It's about people who are searching for meaning in their lives, and they end up… — David Krumholtz Copy Share Image
Part of the philosophy of 'The Dice Man' is that you have got to be laughing at yourself at every moment and… — Luke Rhinehart Copy Share Image
Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes… — Tom DeLonge Copy Share Image
Once people start to think they've wasted parts of their life, or they're wasting their life as they speak, that means there's… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
If you want to see what stage comedians did to get laffs a century ago, watch the 1910 'Wizard of Oz.' I… — Kage Baker Copy Share Image
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I'm the type of person that will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened yesterday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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