I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical. — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
I enjoy doing everything, comedy and drama. I just look for the characters really and what they offer. — Chiwetel Ejiofor Copy Share Image
What if, when laughing so that you do not cry, you laugh so hard you cry? — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
All the energy of their frustration and fear going into their laughter. — Hubert Selby, Jr Copy Share Image
There are things that I won't joke about, but it's not because I don't think they're funny or they can't be made… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
When I first started doing sketch comedy, I promised myself that if I were ever to have any success in this business,… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I'm very much of the "make it dark, make it grim, make it tough", but then, for the love of God, tell… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
If you don't laugh at all, you've missed the point. If you only laugh, you've missed your chance from illumination. — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image
I chuckled to myself and kept walking. The Universe had proven Curran wrong: a person who aggravated him more than me did,… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I never shoot for a film telling myself that I have to make people laugh. I can't even do stand-up comedy. — Rajpal Yadav Copy Share Image
On American TV, there just aren't a lot of female leads in comedy, especially at the peak of all the Judd Apatow… — Alia Shawkat Copy Share Image
I love physical comedy. I love Oscar Wilde, I love Shakespeare comedies, I love improv. I knew I had a knack for… — Elizabeth Mitchell Copy Share Image
The Comedy Store - all three rooms were filled with 800 people in the room. And during that time, all these guys… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
The square was finally cleared by armed carabineri with tears of laughter streaming down their faces. The event set a record for… — Mike Harding Copy Share Image
I heard "romantic comedy about the invention of the vibrator in Victorian England," and I was like, "You have got to be… — Tanya Wexler Copy Share Image
Happiness, sadness, being mean and being nice. They're all very close to one another. My goal in my career is to do… — Topher Grace Copy Share Image
Laugh at yourself and at life. Not in the spirit of derision or whining self-pity, but as a remedy, a miracle drug,… — Og Mandino Copy Share Image
A good horror movie - it doesn't matter how many comedy horror films there have been before. Doesn't matter how much you… — Fede Alvarez Copy Share Image
I often draw weird things and make funny 3D pictures about a specific topic to post and share them with other people… — FeliksDembski Copy Share Image
You know, 'Jake 2.0' had some funny things in it; I mean, I needed my sense of humor to do that part. — Christopher Gorham Copy Share Image
People who make me laugh until I'm physically in pain are my favorite kind of people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My paintings and comedy have a lot in common. They are both improvisations based on observation. — Jonathan Winters Copy Share Image
On respect for the Queen: When I lick a stamp I always do it with my eyes closed. — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
I feel like I came in comedy's side door, and still feel very fraudulent in many ways. — Carrie Brownstein Copy Share Image
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
I have been accused of making people laugh, maybe when it's not appropriate, during scenes. — Jeremy Sumpter Copy Share Image
Last night I lay awake watching the stars and I thought to myself; 'where the heck is the ceiling?' — Shona Copy Share Image
Sharing laughter is a way of casting delight to the wind so it blows everywhere and to everyone. — Paul Pearsall Copy Share Image
I am able to apply certain things to my craft that maybe other comedians don't, because I'm a devotee. — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
“I knew I was in deep shit. I didn’t know how deep—just that I still hadn’t touched bottom.” — Sol Luckman Copy Share Image
I had used my sense of humor; I had called it proportion, perspective. But perspective is distance. — Bel Kaufman Copy Share Image
Every day, there's something that makes you go, 'Is this Funny or Die?' That can't be a real headline. — Eric McCormack Copy Share Image
