Anyone who can't tell the difference between a joke and hate speech is just stupid. — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
Every time I get poked, I laugh...((Feeling like the Pillsbury Dough Boy!)) :) — Shirley Ramos Copy Share Image
When I do comedy, I lose all inhibition and introspection. I no longer care. — Jessica Alba Copy Share Image
When I slid into comedy, naturally the first thing I said was, "hello, I am a washed up rapper." — Doc Brown Copy Share Image
when he smiles it's as if you'd just told him the first joke on earth. — Mitch Albom Copy Share Image
To be really great, you need to be naturally funny in order to stand out. But you can work at it, and… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I didn't set out to be a villain in film. I'm a character actor, and if my first movie was a comedy,… — William Zabka Copy Share Image
A lot of my humor centers on the act of telling jokes and I think this can prevent certain audiences from suspending… — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
Going before an audience of people who expect you to be funny is tough. Going before an audience that expect you to… — Barney Frank Copy Share Image
I wanted to play a TV detective because it's a rite of passage; I wanted to experience every area of acting. I… — Olivia Williams Copy Share Image
It is hard to keep a straight face during comedy scenes. It's considered really bad form to laugh at someone else because… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Laugh till you weep. Weep till there's nothing left but to laugh at your weeping. In the end it's all one. — Frederick Buechner Copy Share Image
It's very hard to watch comedy for me, when I'm doing a comedy show, because I either watch a show and I… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
“Caligula was a pervert and a tyrant. If the Roman emperor had any redeeming qualities, they weren’t immediately obvious. Unencumbered by things… — Natalie Kyriacou Copy Share Image
I'm in awe of comedians that do things that I can't do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
You ever buy a book and not read it? You feel almost guilty having it up on a bookshelf. People are like,… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I think it go serious in college when I found out I really enjoyed making people laugh. It makes me happy. I… — Bill Bellamy Copy Share Image
Obama was elected on a slogan of hope and change because both were in short supply: the military exhausted by two wars,… — Nancy Gibbs Copy Share Image
It's been really important to me to create moments where there's a breath or moments where there's a laugh or moments where… — Sarah Polley Copy Share Image
Has the gift of laughter been withdrawn from me? I protest that I do still, at the age of forty-seven, laugh often… — Max Beerbohm Copy Share Image
Why not try thinking of your life as hilarious rather than nightmarish? — Julia Sweeney Copy Share Image
“Alec laughed, a short, brittle laugh. “The day I’m wise is the day you’re careful.” — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
The space between the tears we cry is the laughter that keeps us coming back for more — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In my comedy, I put things through a lens that is very specific to me. — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
Comedy Central does a really good job of finding totally different comedies. — Jillian Bell Copy Share Image
If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
Love in France is a comedy; in England a tragedy; in Italy an opera seria; and in Germany a melodrama. — Marguerite Gardiner, Countess of Blessington Copy Share Image
I'm glad I'm a comedian. Otherwise, my life would just be a series of undocumented low points. — Kyle Kinane Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you say something funny… and no one laughs — Lauren Willcox Copy Share Image
As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex. — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
The charming sitcom is all very well, but good comedy is based on pain and danger and fear. — Prunella Scales Copy Share Image
People who are mean or unkind or rigid - think about it - cannot laugh at themselves. — Eileen Brennan Copy Share Image
