Comedy Quotes · Page 309

“Nicodemus laughs like nothing matters; Ebb laughs like everything does.”

— Rainbow Rowell

And there'd be no more jokes in Music-halls To mock the riddled corpses round Bapaume.

— Siegfried Sassoon

The women I know who have gone through breast cancer still laugh a lot. They're not crying all day.

— Monica Potter

For some reason, people value being scared less than they value laughing.

— Jason Blum

If you’ve got the comedy eye, you can look at any situation and see the humor in it while others don’t.

— Garry Marshall

Someone bent on suicide won't have much sense of humor left.

— Chuck Palahniuk

If you begin the day with a laugh, you may, nevertheless, end it with a sob and a sigh.

— Herman Melville

The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life.

— Oscar Wilde

People often think that you have a sense of humor because you think that life is funny. Life isn't funny at all.…

— Howard Jacobson

“Don’t mock my suggestions, Ridley – one day in the near future, they might just save your life.” Maxwell D. Kalist.”

— Carla H Krueger

Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for a month and it would not get through…

— Henry Ward Beecher

I've been lucky enough to play many different roles from darker characters to family orientated shows to comedy.

— Andrew-Lee Potts

Comedy is just to me, maybe it's a natural knack, if I can see where the joke is in the writing and…

— Matt LeBlanc

I've always tried to be funny, or stupid, or whatever. I love making people laugh and I think it comes quite naturally…

— Brian Littrell

I now have a new reason for living. It is my life's goal to make my girlfriend laugh so hard that she…

— Rock Cowles

I like that we don't have to come out the first 10 minutes and score, you know, with joke, joke, joke. We…

— Bruce Vilanch

There Should Be A Certain Limit On the Kinds Of Jokes We Pop To Those Who Are Around Us. Some Jokes Are…

— Sabelo Lan Mashabela

The two things that I thought were really interesting about this character [Bow] for me were that she actually loved her husband,…

— Tracee Ellis Ross

Laughter is important, not only because it makes us happy, it also has actual health benefits. And that's because laughter completely engages…

— Marlo Thomas

I've seen the end of the universe, and it happens to be in the United States and, oddly enough, it's in Houston,…

— Lewis Black

My hopes and aspirations haven't changed since I started in this business. They've been to be able to play drama, to be…

— Rob Lowe

Comedy is something that I'm definitely looking to get into. I had a little taste of it and I do intend on…

— Ashley Greene

Especially with a comedy, you've got the clear cut goal of trying to make a scene funny. It's not like drama where…

— Luke Wilson

I can't not have something attached to like what actually happens in real life. Like I can't do a romantic comedy without…

— Jake Gyllenhaal

As soon as I got funny, I killed any majestic intentions in my work.

— William Wegman

I think if the joke is in good taste - it's a good joke.

— Eric Andre

People with a good sense of humor have a better sense of life.

— Ash Sweeney

Having other comedians complimenting my work is the biggest accolade that I can get.

— Kevin Hart

When things are really painful, I turn it into comedy.

— Peter Mullan

As the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool.

— Bible

Stand-up is successful if they laugh. It's unsuccessful if they don't laugh.

— Kumail Nanjiani

I think I have a good sense of humor, but I don't consider myself funny.

— Da'Vine Joy Randolph

Something about Floridians, man - they are good to me. I'm glad my comedy translates to them.

— Jo Koy

There's nothing funnier than a giant, grown man rollerblading.

— Chris Pratt

In my mind, I was always a comedian who was going to branch into writing.

— Patton Oswalt

I always tell people I went to the Harvard School of Comedy in front of America.

— Vicki Lawrence

If we could all just laugh at ourselves, in hard times or good times, it would be an incredible world.

— Jena Malone

everybody fancies they have that rare thing, a sense of humour.

— Olivia Robertson

Only if we are secure in our beliefs can we see the comical side of the universe.

— Flannery O'Connor

“Deep, hearty, clean and compassionate laughter is vitamin-tastic fuel for the soul.”

— Ethel Russell-Ajisomo