Human humour often consists of pretending to wish something does not really wish. — Katherine Applegate Copy Share Image
I wonder if, as a society, we will ever be able to call someone a jive tofurkey. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I don't ever want to police people's laughter. People laugh for all different kinds of reasons. — Cord Jefferson Copy Share Image
Good humor isn't a trait of character, it is an art which requires practice. — David Seabury Copy Share Image
“What do you value in life then?" "I'm afraid you'll laugh at me. Beauty, truth, and goodness.” — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
I started doing stand-up when I was 16, my junior year in high school. My two friends and I would sit at… — Pete Davidson Copy Share Image
“Life may be a grand folly, as you say, but it is harder to appriciate the joke when you're always the butt… — Richard Russo Copy Share Image
Im the type of girl who would burst out laughing in the middle of silence because of something that happened... yesterday. — Babloo Copy Share Image
I'm a 'Saturday Night Live' guy. I'm a comedy guy. As long as they're giving it to everyone, I don't care about… — Andrew Breitbart Copy Share Image
“I want to rip the rest of those buttons open and climb him like a monkey in a banana tree. Oh God,… — Heather M. Orgeron Copy Share Image
“Cath exhaled. Then inhaled. Her chest was so tight, it hurt both ways. Levi shouldn't get to make her feel this way… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
Laugh when you have one, smile when you have one, and play when you get one because you don't know when you'll… — Terry Mark Copy Share Image
I don't say that I'm going to be like every other comic that's blue, or gratuitous use of language. I do try… — Gallagher Copy Share Image
Ignore, then, whether you are tall and thin or short and stocky- whether they laughed at you at home (where they are… — Percy Cerutty Copy Share Image
I went to see Chris Rock on Saturday night here in Atlanta, and he made a statement in his comedy. He said,… — Michael Eric Dyson Copy Share Image
“It is naturally a sign of inner liberation when a patient can squarely recognize his difficulties and take them with a grain… — Karen Horney Copy Share Image
I'm like the Davy Crockett of comedy... after Davy Crockett opened up the West and helped everybody... they didn't need him anymore.… — Paul Mooney Copy Share Image
When my syndicated show got canceled, the next day I still knew how to write jokes. That was a huge revelation. Because… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Laughter, while it lasts, slackens and unbraces the mind, weakens the faculties and causes a kind of remissness and dissolution in all… — Malcolm De Chazal Copy Share Image
In my stand-up, I've always been loose. If there's a curtain onstage, I'll use that in my act. If there's a door,… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
The stuff that's going on is just so over-the-top, with the banking crisis and destroying the Gulf of Mexico, and the outrage… — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
Between us and the writers, it was comedy hour the whole time. We could hardly get through it. — Buddy Rice Copy Share Image
I only lie for sex or money or to practice for when I need to lie for sex or money. — Stephen Schneider Copy Share Image
I'm not a broad comic, but I think I can be funny and I think I make people laugh. — Lennie James Copy Share Image
Take bread away from me, if you wish, take air away, but do not take from me your laughter. — Pablo Neruda Copy Share Image
Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure. — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
You know what make me laugh? Good, clean, honest humor. Not-trying-to-be-funny humor. — Redman Copy Share Image
I don't really write jokes down. I tend to have a premise that I work out and test on stage. — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
“Then they both laughed, because it was ludicrous to think that unicorns could be horrible in any way.” — Jessica Day George Copy Share Image
I want you to laugh To kill all your worries To love you To nourish you. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
'Irumbu Kottai...' is an action comedy. Even the villain, after beating up people, will keep laughing. — Raghava Lawrence Copy Share Image
I think there's nothing better than a comedy that also is not afraid to have those heartfelt moments. — Ben Falcone Copy Share Image
“Do not laugh too much at your fellows. Those whom you cannot love you should, rather, fear.” — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image
