Comedy Quotes · Page 292

Well I sure had been looking for a comedy for years without any success.

— Val Kilmer

I'm not really good at character or plot development. I'm just interested in big comedic moments.

— Graham Linehan

“Fashion doesn't make you perfect, but it makes you pretty.”

— Amit Kalantri

The Muslims in the Cape are associated with having a very good sense of humor.

— Riaad Moosa

It's almost a way of life. I know what makes me laugh.

— Julian Clary

Comedy is one of my favorites, but I also want to get into drama and sci-fi.

— Marsai Martin

We love super-silly moments, funny moments, serious moments, weird moments.

— Riki Lindhome

My comedy comes from pain. I can't stand to see someone hurting.

— Bernie Mac

It is easy to misunderstand what a comedy song is, or what its potential is. I'm used to musical comedy being maligned…

— Rachel Parris

There are definitely racial problems in this country [the USA]. Comedy is a way we can figure out how to solve it,…

— Margaret Cho

Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor…

— ZhatsPrincess

I keep doing stand-up because you just hope that you can get better and find the voice that you want. You have…

— Omid Djalili

Everybody that's living in this earth is living in a situation. It's not narrow-minded to the point where everybody is serious and…

— Mike Epps

I am determined not to do that. I try very hard. It's really hard sometimes. Also I know me that when I…

— Kristen Wiig

One of the greatest punsters of all time, Peter Serafinowicz, is a good friend of mine, and I've been in situations more…

— Will Arnett

I'm really spectacularly thick in all areas of my life except comedy and science. I'm crap at everything else.

— Ben Miller

Getting up in front of the toughest crowds, you know, playing pubs in South Armagh - where people didn't necessarily even know…

— Ardal O'Hanlon

The Edinburgh Fringe is a tough beast and you do whatever you can to get through it. But it's really the worst…

— Russell Howard

I've had varying luck with comedy in the past, but I'd really like to give that another go. I don't know if…

— Dennis Quaid

I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about, and…

— Jon Stewart

I think the way comedy is represented on screen is it's either all fart jokes - and it's just laughter for the…

— Hasan Minhaj

People ask what my influences are, and for me, it's not always obvious. One of my biggest inspirations was Chrissie Hynde from…

— Tig Notaro

Voice actors I used to know who were starting out in comedy were guys who did a lot of voices. They were…

— H. Jon Benjamin

The thing with the comedian is you can make all the jokes you want and not every joke it going to be…

— Bianca Del Rio

One day we'll all look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

— Ash Sweeney

I have no shame when it comes to making people laugh. I don't care what I look like.

— Chrissy Metz

Standup is essentially part of your personality with the volume turned up.

— Tom Segura

Even when I go do comedy stuff live, I can still feel the drummer in me about to go onstage.

— Fred Armisen

I want to take up anything that excites me. It can be a drama, action or a comedy.

— Prateik Babbar

Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an' it keeps on laughin'.

— Kin Hubbard

He's a jokester, and that's funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.

— Shaquille O'Neal

Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughed... into my mouth.

— Louis C. K

Laughter is the only tenable attitude in a universe which is a joke played on itself.

— Peter J. Carroll

If it was a great script and a great character, I would love to do a romantic comedy.

— Andy Serkis

Laughter is timeless imagination hasn't age and are dreams are forever.

— Simpleman

We want to ascribe a kind of tragic grimness to people, but people are funny.

— Luis Alberto Urrea

I think humor and protest can be subtle, instead of loud and going to the level of violence.

— Kiku Sharda

To entertain looks very flippant, but it is the hardest thing in the world.

— Kirron Kher

Being Jewish in West L.A., my religion was watching comedy. That felt like God to me.

— Molly Gordon

Can you giggle while racing for your life and protecting a six-year-old? I can.

— James Patterson