I make terrible jokes every time I go into a hospital. I think it's a defence mechanism. — Sanjeev Bhaskar Copy Share Image
You cannot fight everyone but you can make everyone die of laughter. — Robert D Dangoor Copy Share Image
Anytime there's originality and comedy combined, it's very potent for people who love comedy. — Martin Short Copy Share Image
Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way — Jerry Stiller Copy Share Image
I couldn't tell a story if my life depended on it. I'm the world's worst joke-teller. — David Shields Copy Share Image
I’m not up for laughing, but their laughter makes the room feel safer, so we begin to explore. — John Green Copy Share Image
I was watching MTV and there were girls dancing in suspended cages. That would be an ambivalent situation: "I'm trapped! ...but enjoying… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
A comedy can actually get funnier and funnier. Even though you know the joke, you enjoy it so much, it's the facial… — Eli Roth Copy Share Image
Writing your own jokes, you just kind of keep working on something until you think it might work, and then you try… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
All comedy does that. Every comedian I can think of - Larry David, Seinfeld, Mel Brooks, Chris Rock - that's where the… — Bryan Fogel Copy Share Image
Catherine Tate was a proven comedy actress from a comedy background with great taste. I knew her work, and was an incredible… — Paul Lieberstein Copy Share Image
I feel like I share a great relationship with my audience where they trust my judgment and choice of films and sense… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
If you pay attention, stand-up can be great improv training ground. But one of the things that helped me the most was… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
Unfortunately we live in a world where I think women aren't actively encouraged or at least not empowered to make good work… — Rose Matafeo Copy Share Image
With my shows, when people come out, it's all ages. It's grandmothers to 9-year-olds. And it's not like I'm trying to do… — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
I myself feel that our country, for whose Constitution I fought in a just war, might as well have been invaded by… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I felt like there was something wrong with me in my twenties but, when I started doing stand up comedy, I learnt… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
It may have been a comedy, or it may have been a tragedy. It cost one man his reason, it cost me… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
Don't get me wrong, laughter and memes and jokes are always really fun. But when you want to post something to be… — Ethel Cain Copy Share Image
The tapestry of history that seems so full of tragedy when viewed from the front has countless comic scenes woven into its… — Jose Ortega y Gasset Copy Share Image
Comedy in the past hasn't spoken to women because it wasn't written by women, and male writers don't make women three-dimensional characters.… — Michaela Coel Copy Share Image
Oh Lord, give us a sense of humor with courage to manifest it forth, so that we may laugh to shame the… — Sean O'Casey Copy Share Image
