Doing stand-up comedy is in the middle of a traffic jam getting everybody moving again. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Emotion is a shot of poison for heart patient.laughter is always a medicine — Sachin Pkhrl Copy Share Image
I feel like all comedy does require a lack of vanity, but multi-cam, especially. — Anna Faris Copy Share Image
I'm just a comedian. I don't have all the answers. But I'm not just looking for them online. I'm looking around me. — Bowen Yang Copy Share Image
My school was 90 percent white, but 90 percent of the kids I played with were black. So I got the best… — Will Smith Copy Share Image
I'm very wary of doing political stuff for a lot of reasons. One of the big ones is that the shelf-life for… — Tim Heidecker Copy Share Image
I like to write a joke without any fat on it.The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
Stand-up for me is just my opinions on things, so it wouldnt be as fun translated into a sketch. Nor would a… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
With a sketch show, it's "a bunch of people and they're being funny." In a way that you can't really explain it. — B. J. Porter Copy Share Image
Comedy actually is quite difficult to do. The timing, the tone, the delivery, and the precise expressions are all very crucial, especially… — Nushrat Bharucha Copy Share Image
“In life, you can choose to cry about the bullshit that happens to you or you can choose to laugh about it.… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
If I were to say that I grew up in East Los Angeles in the projects, poor, I assumed that everybody understood… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
“As I see it, the only pleasure of living is that every joke should be made, every thought expressed, every line of… — Malcolm Muggeridge Copy Share Image
[Comedies], in the ancient world, were regarded as of a higher rank than tragedy, of a deeper truth, of a more difficult… — Joseph Campbell Copy Share Image
I think if you write humor, then people don't - you know - they don't give you that much credit. They tend… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
Great use they have, when in the hands Of one like me, who understands, Who understands the time and place, The person,… — Charles Churchill Copy Share Image
Stand-up can take you in so many different places, man. So many doors can be opened up from stand-up comedy, and the… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
So much of comedy is feeling comfortable with the point of view coming at you. So I understand it. There's people who… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share Image
'When Katie Met Cassidy' is a romantic comedy about two very different women who find themselves uncontrollably drawn to one another. Issues… — Camille Perri Copy Share Image
The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself. — Oliver Goldsmith Copy Share Image
'M*A*S*H,' to me, was about something. It had value beyond the laughs. — Mike Farrell Copy Share Image
So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter. — Gordon W. Allport Copy Share Image
Laughter is the climax in the tragedy of seeing, hearing and smelling self-consciously. — Wyndham Lewis Copy Share Image
Getting under the surface of real-life humans' poker faces humans is hard in a sitcom, even a drama. — Jesse Armstrong Copy Share Image
La La Land' is really wonderful, and not just a romantic comedy, but a musical. — Monica Barbaro Copy Share Image
A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
“You," he says, laughing in spite of himself, "are mad as a hatter.” — Jennifer E. Smith Copy Share Image
The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it. — Bill Nye Copy Share Image