Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: 'A truck!' — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
You can make bleak things funny but if you're glib about it, it doesn't work. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
“TO EAT IS VERY IMPORTANT, AND VERY PLEASUREABLE THING, BUT IT CAN ALSO BE VERY FRIGHTENING” — CLAMP Copy Share Image
You just try to be true to your idea of what is funny and what is also interesting. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
I've never heard of a comedy that hasn't had reshoots, especially for the ending of a movie in a comedy. — Bradley Cooper Copy Share Image
I am happy doing standup so I don't ever want to stop doing it. But I wouldn't mind venturing off and doing… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
I think that people are entitled to be amused, and entertained. If they see deviations from this classical norm, it's probably good… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Stuff that I write isn't as similar to the stuff that I'm in, but I don't really care, I just do comedy. — T. J. Miller Copy Share Image
When people laugh at your institutions and convince you that you have to adopt theirs - adopt their dress, adopt their taste… — John Henrik Clarke Copy Share Image
“What is the stage? It's a place, baby, you know, where people play at being serious, a place where they act comedies.… — Luigi Pirandello Copy Share Image
The humor I came up with is, for the most part, a bit crude or guttural, and many people aren't going to… — Donald Ray Pollock Copy Share Image
Basically, I thought I had nothing to lose so I'd try my luck as a stand-up comedian. So even if it all… — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
When someone says to me, do you do stand-up I say absolutely not. I like to think of it as a theatrical… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I love to write. I'm not necessarily a joke writer, but I think I can find a lot of comedy in humanity,… — Heidi Gardner Copy Share Image
Jimmy Kimmel has proven to be a preeminent voice in comedy, with 15 seasons of 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' under his belt and… — Channing Dungey Copy Share Image
I one hundred percent recognize that comedy is a more narcissistic profession and that I cannot directly improve people's lives the way… — Negin Farsad Copy Share Image
“Don't you remember what your grandfather used to say? That thing about pots and people?" "That pots were like people," Alex replied… — Julia Wills Copy Share Image
Class has always been a staple of British comedy. We've always been able to laugh at it. When British shows are translated… — Dick Clement Copy Share Image
When you really laugh, for those few moments you are in a deep meditative state. Thinking stops. It is impossible to laugh… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
In 1977, while I was performing in a play in Cardiff, a friend introduced me to a striking redhead called Myfanwy Talog,… — David Jason Copy Share Image
If we couldn't laugh at ourselves, that would be the end of everything. — Niels Bohr Copy Share Image
I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not. — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
You cannot hold back a good laugh any more than you can the tide. Both are forces of nature. — William Rotsler Copy Share Image
Nothing is worth more than laughter. It is strength to laugh and to abandon oneself, to be light. — Frida Kahlo Copy Share Image
I like comedy, not violence, but violence is making a lot of money. But comedy is what I like. — Andy Warhol Copy Share Image
I don't worship comedy; at the end of the day, I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I have never understood people dividing things into dramas and comedies, — Mike Nichols Copy Share Image
Existentialists are monumentally and monotonously serious; they don't like to joke. — Wislawa Szymborska Copy Share Image
It is fun to see a comedy in which every single joke hasn't been packed into the trailer. — Elvis Mitchell Copy Share Image