Comedy Quotes · Page 159

There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it.

— Louis C. K

I had envisioned doing comedy since childhood. For sure.

— Ed Helms

Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done.

— Zach Galifianakis

I never like to do parodies. I never do. It's just not my style of comedy.

— Ivan Reitman

British people would die for their right to drink themselves to death

— John Oliver

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.

— Jason Alexander

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— Bo Burnham

Comedy is all about having a point of view, and it's also about power.

— Judy Gold

A lot of times people come up to me saying 'oh my god you can see,' and they think they're the first…

— Nat Wolff

I'm becoming more and more confident and am falling more and more in love with the whole world of comedy, and I…

— Megan Park

I guess we were kinda poor when we were kids, but we didn't know it. That's because my dad always refused to…

— Frankie Boyle

I do remember smiling quite a bit inside it though since I knew it wouldn't be seen on film - so of…

— David Prowse

Ten times must you laugh during the day, and be cheerful; otherwise your stomach, the father of affliction, will disturb you in…

— Friedrich Nietzsche

It's a big deal to have Peppermint and Jiggly, two trans women, be on a pre-taped sketch for Saturday Night Live.'

— Bowen Yang

You can make a sordid thing sound like a brilliant drawing-room comedy. Probably a fear we have of facing up to the…

— Peter De Vries

I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out,…

— Larry David

I always knew that someone was going to come at me with a script to play God. It's just one of those…

— Morgan Freeman

The bad thing about being a famous comedian is that every now and then someone approaches me to tell an old joke.…

— Robin Williams

And they both began to laugh over nothing as children will when they are happy together. And they laughed so that in…

— Frances Hodgson Burnett

One of the great things about being on a show for a long period of time is watching the show evolve. A…

— John Swihart

I don't come from a comedy background or a stand-up background, but I think that sometimes there's a misconception that an actor…

— Darren Boyd

Laughing at someone else is an excellent way of learning how to laugh at oneself; and questioning what seem to be the…

— Gore Vidal

I always feel that most political jokes, if you're going to do them, you have to do them within the next five…

— Gilbert Gottfried

Humor and profundity are not mutually exclusive, and life can be, and mostly is, serious and funny simultaneously. It's not always easy…

— Tom Shroder

I could've ended up in action films forever. But the comedy thing has been my forte.

— Terry Crews

If there's an intelligence behind the joke - - it's a good joke.

— Eric Andre

When I hear you laugh,i want laugh too even if I am sad

— Josephine

comedians are people who say funny things, and comics are people who say things funny.

— Staton Rabin

Everyone in this world who has ever dreamed about better things has been laughed at.

— May Robson

I think I have always tried to connect my comedy to my art.

— Louie Anderson

I just do what I think is funny and what's exciting to me.

— Chris Lilley

“Laughter is the only sound left I can make that people will understand.”

— Anonymous

Saying something completely inappropriate and still is charming

— Mazher (@mazher50

“Laugh at yourself once in a while; give yourself a break.”

— Greg Evans

I'm not a fan of stand-up comedy, personally. But some of them are incredibly skilled.

— Bob Mortimer

Even in your darkest moments, you'll think of something that'll crack you up.

— Brad Paisley

I love the really deep, rip-your-soul-to-shreds stuff, but I also love the romantic comedy.

— Asher Keddie

If you don't have a sense of humor, you'll hurt yourself arguing with me.

— Ted Nugent

I've joked for years I want to land a TV show so I can finance my theater habit.

— Christopher Jackson

If ever I want to amuse myself with an idiot, I have not far to look for one. I laugh at myself.

— Anonymous