I'd like to help other comedians and when I get a little older I'd like to open up a nice comedy club… — Bruce Bruce Copy Share Image
I don't personally feel comfortable performing in a comedy club, mainly because as an audience member, I've never enjoyed that experience. It… — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
I follow the baseball team on the Internet more than I do the football team. Generally you can get a Nebraska game… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
I did a gig at a comedy club in Bournemouth where they served a buffet while the acts were on. There was… — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I LOVE THE COMEDY CLUBS AND THE CLOSENESS OF THE CROWD. HOWEVER THE MORE YA DO THE BIG ROOMS THEY START TO… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
The whole - it's the economy's bad. It's bad for everybody. I have my own comedy club. I opened it three years… — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
The first night you walk down to a comedy club, at least for me, I had my voice, and then I went… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Some comedians tell nice jokes that you can tell to your kids. Some use bad words - they work 'blue.' If you… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
I used to see Jim [Carrey] in comedy clubs and tell him 'This isn't going to get you anywhere. What you're good… — Jane Leeves Copy Share Image
I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
The way I view comedy clubs is, people are drinking, they're ordering food, they're out for the night, and there's also a… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
“Visit any comedy club, or watch Bridesmaids, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy or Louis CK’s routines on YouTube,… — Martin Lindstrom Copy Share Image
When I dropped out [from a law school], everybody was disappointed... But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“Helen felt as if the whole world had turned into some gigantic punch line that she had waited patiently for, and then… — Josephine Angelini Copy Share Image
I used to go to the Cleveland Comedy Club all the time. If there was a comic I liked, I'd go see… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
“Okay, so how, exactly, did I get into this mess—up onstage at a comedy club, baking like a bag of French fries… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
So I kept it to myself. Then some of my classmates started to come down to the comedy club, taking a girl… — Chris Tucker Copy Share Image
In other big cities, I can play a series of sold-out one-nighters at various comedy clubs, but Detroit's the only place in… — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
Nothing against comedy clubs, they work. But when you're sitting with a tablecloth and a candle and an appetizer menu, three-drink minimum,… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
I think it's great training for any comedian to start on cows. Because with cows, you expect them to be bored and… — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
It started when I did a 20-minute act in the comedy clubs and only had enough material for 17 minutes, so I… — Omid Djalili Copy Share Image
“Dave brought a knife and a gun to a comedy show. Because of a disagreement about whether or not comedy clubs are… — Lindy West Copy Share Image
Kids are the ultimate trump card: a way to get out of co-op board meetings or lunch with a friend you don't… — Rumaan Alam Copy Share Image
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