Clown Quotes · Page 5

Behind this is smile, is a sad clown...

— Dhanu

Clowns are meant to make people smile. That's my goal.

— Colleen Ballinger

I am not a sad clown. I am not a sad clown.

— Nathan Lane

“a clown is a angel with a red nose.”

— J.T. Skies

“Good madonna, give me leave to prove you a fool.”

— William Shakespeare

BOZO THE CLOWN IS MY MENTOR.

— Wayne Dyer

A cupcake is just a muffin with clown puke topping.

— Charlie Brooker

Work and fun don't mix...unless you're a clown

— Ramandeep Singh

The clown may be the source of mirth, but - who shall make the clown laugh?

— Angela Carter

I'm secretly afraid of clowns. But it's not a secret now...dang.

— Hayley Williams

Uncertain whose the narrowest span,--the clown unread, or half-read gentleman.

— John Dryden

A circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room.

— Ellen DeGeneres

I was the class clown when I was a little young mustache.

— E-40

Maybe I am a little bit of a clown, but I am also a serious sportsman.

— Eddie the Eagle

I'm the smart aleck. The class clown. I'm the guy who does the song nobody expects.

— Brad Paisley

I poke fun of everybody and everything. And who's easier to make fun of than your mother?

— Alexis Stewart

The wisest people are the clowns, like Harpo Marx, who would not speak. If I could have anything I want I would…

— Philip K. Dick

No clowns were funny. That was the whole purpose of a clown. People laughed at clowns, but only out of nervousness. The…

— Terry Pratchett

Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown and some people have no taste at…

— Marc Maron

It looks to me like the Republican Party's in no mood to give them [voters] a reasonable choice with this clown show…

— Chris Matthews

Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so that his arms and legs form 'spokes.' Happiness…

— Jack Handey

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the…

— Janeane Garofalo

I'm the clown you take out of the box and wind up when you need a good laugh. And then, when you're…

— Richard Simmons

Kill you all!" The clown was laughing and screaming. "Try to stop me and I'll kill you all! Drive you crazy and…

— Stephen King

In families children tend to take on stock roles, as if there were hats hung up in some secret place, visible only…

— Ellen Galinsky

I never knew anyone who have growing up who had a clown at their birthday party. They are something I think of…

— Finn Wolfhard

“When a clown kills somebody, that's new—that's something you've never seen before. Here's someone you thought was good, and he's doing something…

— Dan Wells

My mom was my English teacher in high school. So to be able to bend the rules and be the class clown…

— Paul Rust

“In a theater, it happened that a fire started offstage. The clown came out to tell the audience. They thought it was…

— Anonymous

I was always writing. I was writing in high school because it was a really competitive school for class clowns; I used…

— John Leguizamo

I can't believe you jokers fixed it." Hi was picking his way down to the beach. "Believe it, clown. Too much brain…

— Kathy Reichs

Don't follow in my footsteps. Create your own legacy! Be you! Do what you do! Stay focused! Stay positive about whatever goals…

— Bow Wow

He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see.

— Eamon Dunphy

~You can never get too much Wicked clown love < 3

— Angel_eyes

The press portrayed me as a joke and a clown.

— Eddie the Eagle

Hey man! I'm a comedian but I'm not a clown.

— Godfrey

This is why I hate clowns X_X

— Patience

I was a class clown since second grade.

— Eric Andre

“Clowns are sad, it's folks that laugh at them”

— Harper Lee

The first thing I wanted to be was a clown.

— Adam Page