A bureaucrat's idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of every paper before he destroys it. — Laurence J. Peter Copy Share Image
The rocks, to a great extent, look swept clean. It's a much cleaner surface than what we had a right to hope… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you want to get rid of stuff, you can always do a good spring-cleaning. Or you can do what I do.… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Life is not a malfunction. It's beautiful. But if you do not see it that way, it's simply because your room needs… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
You do not get gold stars for cleaning your toilet. In actual life, there is a depressing lack of stickers. — Alexandra Petri Copy Share Image
As soon as you go off the racing line you go through all the dust and then have to spend time cleaning… — Jos Verstappen Copy Share Image
I was illustrating, and I was cleaning people's houses; I was doing whatever I could to take care of my kid as… — Emil Ferris Copy Share Image
Even if my job for the day is cleaning the vents or fixing the toilet, it still feels good to be a… — Peggy Whitson Copy Share Image
My mother got me into music when I was a little kid. She used to play music, blast it, when she was… — Pauly D Copy Share Image
In his first term, President Barack Obama played a cautious manager navigating the worst economic disaster since the Great Depression and cleaning… — Kevin O'Leary Copy Share Image
Sometimes I want to clean up my desk and go out and say, respect me, I'm a respectable grown-up, and other times… — Wendy Wasserstein Copy Share Image
In many ways, our campaign this year will be the same as last time: We're still going to focus on fixing up… — Laura Miller Copy Share Image
I have sporadic OCD cleaning moments around the house. But then I get lazy and I'm cured. It's a very inconsistent personality… — Chris Hemsworth Copy Share Image
When I talk to experts about the challenges of cleaning up harmful algal blooms, one of the most frequent roadblocks I hear… — Brian Mast Copy Share Image
The truth is, poverty's the environment for alcoholism, and the reservations aren't rich. Maybe cleaning people up in fiction is just as… — Stephen Graham Jones Copy Share Image
They did a lot of cleaning in their house, which I considered to be a sign of immoral parenting. The job of… — Haven Kimmel Copy Share Image
I grew up on a working farm. It was small, a hundred acres, but we had cows and pigs and chickens and… — Henry Paulson Copy Share Image
Most baby books also tend to romanticize the mother who stays at home, as if she really spends her entire day doing… — Susan Chira Copy Share Image
I've obviously used fans - I wouldn't say all my life, because we couldn't afford them when I was young, but from… — James Dyson Copy Share Image
Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning… — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
Any small business owner wears many hats. We [New View Window Cleaning] are the salesman, bookkeeper, scheduler, cleaner, customer complaint department, etc.… — Tony Evans Copy Share Image
My mother was a tremendous woman. I was just cleaning up old trunks and I found a book with her notes written… — Vandana Shiva Copy Share Image
What the federal government should have done is accept the assistance of foreign countries, of entrepreneurial Americans who have had solution that… — Sarah Palin Copy Share Image
I'm sure nobody wants to know this, but my husband does all the cleaning - rather too much cleaning. It is too… — Harriet Harman Copy Share Image
I'm like a full domestic mom. I like cooking and cleaning and taking care of the kids. — Susan Tedeschi Copy Share Image
War is society's dirty work, usually done by kids cleaning up failures perpetrated by adults. — Karl Marlantes Copy Share Image
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, 'Who could have done this?… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I look forward to spring cleaning and putting things in their place. It's therapeutic for me. — Kimora Lee Simmons Copy Share Image
Spending less time on cleaning or shopping means I have more time to spend with friends, go out, or travel on my… — Fumio Sasaki Copy Share Image
My thing is, get Jesus to come and live inside, and let Him start cleaning house. — Brian Welch Copy Share Image
If we took over Britain, then we'd have the job of cleaning up the bourgeoisie and keeping people in a revolutionary state… — John Lennon Copy Share Image
Fuel cell vehicles run on clean-burning hydrogen and are three times more efficient than the traditional combustible engine. — Albert Wynn Copy Share Image
I clean my house, although I have help. I'm on the floor getting spots. I can't stand a dirty house. I'm a… — Patti LaBelle Copy Share Image
Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. — Ann Oakley Copy Share Image
I am never five minutes into stripping the clutter from my life before I start running into the clutter that is my… — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
The shadow banking sector has played an important role in cleaning up toxic assets. — Anshu Jain Copy Share Image
The ritual was very important to me: cleaning the pot, rolling the pot. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite. — Ray Romano Copy Share Image