Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present — Publilius Syrus Copy Share Image
The war in Iraq - if Osama was a Christian - it's the Christmas present he never would have expected. — Michael Scheuer Copy Share Image
My girlfriend is Jewish. But it's easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
“She looked like a Christmas present, and he suddenly loved the holidays.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Choosing someone based on their looks, is like choosing a Christmas present based on its wrapping paper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of the best Christmas presents I ever got was the globe that I now keep right beside my desk. — Tess Gerritsen Copy Share Image
I convince Donna's fine ass to come back to the party. I got her in my room, slid the dresser behind the… — Craig Jones Copy Share Image
“We all need salespeople who help people with the same enthusiasm shown by a small child describing the best Christmas present EVER” — Chris Murray Copy Share Image
I grew up poor, but I didn't really know it because of amazing places like the Salvation Army where we got a… — Trey Songz Copy Share Image
I think that it's fun to get the script and open it like a Christmas present. That's 'Alcatraz' or anything that I'm… — Jeffrey Pierce Copy Share Image
“Otani: Oh... I didn't get you a Christmas present. Risa: But you already gave me something. Otani: Huh? I didn't give you… — Atsushi Otani and Koizumi Risa Copy Share Image
Early on, my way of teasing the art world was by playing at being accessible. Like making pottery: I thought people would… — Grayson Perry Copy Share Image
“A better business model (that expands your autonomy and availability) is the best Christmas present you can gift your family this year.” — Richie Norton Copy Share Image
I used to have nightmares when I was a little kid that I woke up prematurely and opened all the Christmas presents.… — Claire Danes Copy Share Image
Keep the change, Gin," McCallister said in a smarmy, mocking voice. "Consider it an early Christmas present." "Aw," I drawled. "A whopping… — Jennifer Estep Copy Share Image
No matter how many Christmas presents you give your child, there's always that terrible moment when he's opened the very last one.… — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
“I want your babies, and your anger, and your cold blue eyes … I want to go on anniversary dinners with you,… — Tarryn Fisher Copy Share Image
My dad was an alcoholic and my mother...we didn't have any money and I grew up really poor. I watched them spend… — CM Punk Copy Share Image
The best thing about doing those Hallmark movies is my dad loves them. My dad watches all of those Christmas movies, not… — Eric Johnson Copy Share Image
“It's your Christmas present. What is? All this. The whole world. The houses, cars, streets, the wind... it's all yours. You can… — Lukas Moodysson Copy Share Image
Several years ago, I was creating a Christmas present for the family, a self-published cookbook featuring recipes my grandmother had collected and… — Kristina McMorris Copy Share Image
The coolest Christmas present I've ever received is probably socks. My grandma always gets me socks - every year - and that's… — Luke Combs Copy Share Image
I was with Brian De Palma at the time, and he said he wrote the role specifically for me. I don't know… — Margot Kidder Copy Share Image
“As soon as he turns the key, a man with a heavy British accent starts talking about giants not being meant to… — Rysa Walker Copy Share Image
“Dear Judy: Your letter is here. I have read it twice, and with amazement. Do I understand that Jervis has given you,… — Jean Webster Copy Share Image
“Lots of men wanted to have sex with me - I dated casually, I got texts in the night - they just… — Lindy West Copy Share Image
“My mom liked to say that Elsie was part of our family. My parents treated her better than other families who expected… — Kristen Green Copy Share Image
“I hear that in many places something has happened to Christmas; that it is changing from a time of merriment and carefree… — Julia Peterkin Copy Share Image
Imagine for a moment playing by children's rules. If you were at a party and saw someone you liked, you could just… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
“You can all supply your own favorite, most nauseating examples of the commodification of love. Mine include the wedding industry, TV ads… — Jonathan Franzen Copy Share Image
“We Pfliegmans, however, are incapable of imagining anything. From the get-go, Pliegmans were outcasts in a country of outcasts. We were then,… — Jessica Anthony Copy Share Image
Yeah I know sometimes things may not always make sense to you right now But hey, what'd daddy always tell you? Straighten… — Eminem Copy Share Image
“If Santa Claus was a politician, he would only put billboards promising the best Christmas presents.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
The best Christmas present I got from my husband was a week to do whatever I wanted. — Olivia Williams Copy Share Image
Sometimes the best Christmas present is remembering what you've already got. — Cathy Guisewite Copy Share Image
Can I keep you forever? You are the Christmas present that I never want to lose. Merry Christmas my beloved. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you don't make Christmas presents, meaning making something that's so emotionally connected to people, don't talk to me. — Kanye West Copy Share Image
Chum was a British boy's weekly which, at the end of the year was bound into a single huge book; and the… — A. E. van Vogt Copy Share Image
