“The Christmas presents once opened are Not So Much Fun as they were while we were in the process of examining, lifting,… — Benjamin Hoff Copy Share Image
“We love Christmas presents but not Christ; Easter baskets but not crosses. We want to tell our friends with cancer that we… — Heather Choate Davis Copy Share Image
Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election returns: there's the Uncle Fred precinct and the Aunt Ruth district still… — Marcelene Cox Copy Share Image
Wrapping Christmas presents is tough. Even peeling a Mandarin orange is tough. I have to get my kids to help me. — Brendan Morrison Copy Share Image
My grandmother adopted me for a while, and I was bouncing around a bit. I was always helped by the PTA and… — Bobby Bones Copy Share Image
Sometimes the best Christmas present is remembering what you've already got. — Cathy Guisewite Copy Share Image
The Christmas presents once opened are Not So Much Fun as they were while we were in the process of examining, lifting,… — Benjamin Hoff Copy Share Image
I've said before: If Osama bin Laden was a Christian, Iraq was the Christmas present he always wanted but never expected his… — Michael Scheuer Copy Share Image
Why do I need Christmas presents when I already have you? Merry Christmas to the most beautiful angel on earth. I love… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For Christmas 1999, my husband surprised me with a trip to Disney World. Along with our boys, we were standing on the… — Karen Robards Copy Share Image
“He looks up. Our eyes lock,and he breaks into a slow smile. My heart beats faster and faster. Almost there.He sets down… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“If I love you, I will carry for you all your pain, I will assume for you all your debts (in every… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
I give out Atlas Shrugged as Christmas presents, and I make all my interns read it. — Paul Ryan Copy Share Image
Every time I get a script in my inbox, it's like a little Christmas present. It's so exciting to see what they've… — Amanda Schull Copy Share Image
I owe my life to my father. I remember that my first Christmas present was a ball. In the district where we… — Sergio Aguero Copy Share Image
I never dreamed, when I received a small table for a Christmas present from my parents, I would have the career that… — Stephen Hendry Copy Share Image
“What if—” I stopped, swallowing hard. Nope. I couldn’t even say it aloud. We’d figure something else out because we had to.… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
I absolutely adore Agatha Christie; so much so that when I received a kitten for my Christmas present, I called her Agatha,… — Kimberley Nixon Copy Share Image
I'm kind of a tech person, a nerd. I've always been the person who, when we got our Christmas presents, knew how… — Alexandra Richards Copy Share Image
“We believe in the wrong things. That's what frustrates me the most. Not the lack of belief, but the belief in the… — Rachel Cohn Copy Share Image
“If I love you, you can have everything. You can have my time, my devotion, my ass, my money, my family, my… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
“The only problem with sharing a room with her sisters, Jessie decided, was that she couldn’t wrap their Christmas presents in there.… — Kate Willis Copy Share Image
Come in, -- come in! and know me better, man! I am the Ghost of Christmas Present. Look upon me! You have… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“The fifteen clerks taking their lunch break in the counting house of the Spencer & Son Shipping Company almost choked on their… — Julia Drosten Copy Share Image
I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday'… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
