I hated that the soldier doll had my name. I mean, please. I didn't play with him much. He was another Christmas… — James Howe Copy Share Image
“Me: Did you get your tree yet? Ken: I'm a Jew, I don't decorate Christmas trees. Me: So you're going to go… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“I wonder what it feels like to be a woman whose Christmas present must be bought in cash. Liberating.” — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
“The librarian is a caricature of librarian - short white hair, horn-rimmed glasses, a bosom you could hide Christmas presents under and… — Bart Yates Copy Share Image
I can remember being at Sandringham, for the first time, at Christmas. And I was worried what to give the Queen as… — Kate Middleton Copy Share Image
One Christmas I had no money, and so I went home and just, like, wrote a poem; I mean, I didn't write… — June Diane Raphael Copy Share Image
(on being born on Christmas Day, 1924) I was a Christmas present that was delivered unwrapped. — Rod Serling Copy Share Image
The problem with elections is that anybody who wants an office badly enough to run for it probably shouldn’t have it. And… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
Children in my family really look forward to Christmas presents and I enjoy becoming their Santa, eating chocolates, playing and spending some… — Sunny Singh Copy Share Image
“I was seriously considering giving both Ellie and Braden a lump of coal for their Christmas present this year as a thank-you… — Samantha Young Copy Share Image
“Weren't you wearing a purity ring when we got here? Aren't you supposed to be saving yourself?" Shanti asked. "Yeah," Mary Lou… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
A friend gave me a CD of the 'Pathetique' Symphony as a Christmas present. I went home, and I put on the… — Gustavo Dudamel Copy Share Image
“The Addams dwelling at 25 West Fifty-fourth Street was directly behind the Museum of Modern Art, at the top of the building.… — Linda H. Davis Copy Share Image
There's a schizoid quality to our relationship with animals, in which sentiment and brutality exist side by side. Half the dogs in… — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. — Oren Arnold Copy Share Image
“Moreover, I have boundary issues with men. Or maybe that’s not fair to say. To have issues with boundaries, one must have… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
For a while I wanted to be a professional baseball pitcher, and then I wanted to be a musician and then sometimes… — John Malkovich Copy Share Image
Pretending to believe in the Mayan apocalypse prophecy is a great way to get out of buying Christmas presents. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
We have a host of English teachers in the family. My mum is an English teacher, and so are my dad, my… — Alexandra Adornetto Copy Share Image
“What do you do for Nigel Jennings?" There was no pause at all. "I'm his tailer," he answered immediately. "You're nothing of… — Johanna Lindsey Copy Share Image
I got a guitar when I was about 14, for a Christmas present, and went from there. — Robin Trower Copy Share Image
Tom Petty sent me this amazing 12-string Rickenbacker, and 'Not for You' was the first time I used it. It was like… — Mike McCready Copy Share Image
As part of my Christmas present I'd be giving chickens to a family in Nepal through the Heifer Foundation. I think they… — Serinda Swan Copy Share Image
