“Such presumption," said Aunt Laura, meaning for a Dix to aspire to a Murray. "It wasn't because of his presumption I packed… — L.M. Montgomery Copy Share Image
It is surprising that people are snapping photos and stuff and then putting them on the internet. For me, it is like,… — Michael Shannon Copy Share Image
I just saved a ton of money on Christmas presents by discussing politics on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The ideal Christmas gift is money, but the trouble is you can't charge it. — Bill Vaughan Copy Share Image
“Madden sizes me up. "Did you even ever get Christmas presents ...?" "Yes. And Hanukkkah presents. And Kwanzaa. Three Kings Day. Also,… — Andrea Portes Copy Share Image
Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs? — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“We all need salespeople who help people with the same enthusiasm shown by a small child describing the best Christmas present EVER” — Chris Murray Copy Share Image
You know what, sometimes Ill walk my dogs and full bags full of massive dog s**t. Then Ill wrap them as Christmas… — Kesha Copy Share Image
“You can all supply your own favorite, most nauseating examples of the commodification of love. Mine include the wedding industry, TV ads… — Jonathan Franzen Copy Share Image
One of the best Christmas presents I ever got was the globe that I now keep right beside my desk. — Tess Gerritsen Copy Share Image
Imagine for a moment playing by children's rules. If you were at a party and saw someone you liked, you could just… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
The best thing about doing those Hallmark movies is my dad loves them. My dad watches all of those Christmas movies, not… — Eric Johnson Copy Share Image
The coolest Christmas present I've ever received is probably socks. My grandma always gets me socks - every year - and that's… — Luke Combs Copy Share Image
Several years ago, I was creating a Christmas present for the family, a self-published cookbook featuring recipes my grandmother had collected and… — Kristina McMorris Copy Share Image
I used to have nightmares when I was a little kid that I woke up prematurely and opened all the Christmas presents.… — Claire Danes Copy Share Image
“A better business model (that expands your autonomy and availability) is the best Christmas present you can gift your family this year.” — Richie Norton Copy Share Image
“Dear Judy: Your letter is here. I have read it twice, and with amazement. Do I understand that Jervis has given you,… — Jean Webster Copy Share Image
Keep the change, Gin," McCallister said in a smarmy, mocking voice. "Consider it an early Christmas present." "Aw," I drawled. "A whopping… — Jennifer Estep Copy Share Image
The war in Iraq - if Osama was a Christian - it's the Christmas present he never would have expected. — Michael Scheuer Copy Share Image
“My mom liked to say that Elsie was part of our family. My parents treated her better than other families who expected… — Kristen Green Copy Share Image
If you don't make Christmas presents, meaning making something that's so emotionally connected to people, don't talk to me. — Kanye West Copy Share Image
“I want your babies, and your anger, and your cold blue eyes … I want to go on anniversary dinners with you,… — Tarryn Fisher Copy Share Image
“We Pfliegmans, however, are incapable of imagining anything. From the get-go, Pliegmans were outcasts in a country of outcasts. We were then,… — Jessica Anthony Copy Share Image
“I'd felt obligated to get Ian a Christmas present. A chunk of coal sat in a brightly wrapped box under the tree,… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
Early on, my way of teasing the art world was by playing at being accessible. Like making pottery: I thought people would… — Grayson Perry Copy Share Image
