“Just got done giving my cat a haircut and eating dinner. The two events are unrelated, though I might cough up a… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Cats have a contempt of speech. Why should they talk when they can communicate without words? — Lilian Jackson Braun Copy Share Image
For thirty centuries, from her sacred seat the cat looked down, and crouching at her feet, beheld the race of conquering Pharaohs… — Hippolyte Taine Copy Share Image
I don met all kinds of ladies, I don beat all kind of cat. I know just how to get it right,… — Webbie Copy Share Image
“In front of her the cat Greebo, glad to be home again, lay on his back with all four paws in the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
The man that sets out to carry a cat by it's tail learns something that will always be useful and which will… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“I felt like I was well on my way to becoming the neighborhood cat lady. All I needed were the cats.” — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
Any time you have to move in two days, it's crazy. It's like, 'Who am I going to get to take care… — Tanya Saracho Copy Share Image
“To truly be a medicine cat lies in a cat's heart, and all its five senses. You must be braver than warriors,… — Erin Hunter Copy Share Image
Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?" "That depends a good deal on where you want… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
“So, what’s the issue with Unicorns?” “Imagine a cat,” Rose said. “Not just a cat, but a cat that is such a… — Bryan Fields Copy Share Image
It all started off with just a simple cut. I swore I'd never do it again. Then I found myself thinking of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We've gotten involved in cat rescue we take them in and find homes for them. I've always loved cats. I saw how… — Greg Ginn Copy Share Image
“When a cat sees a mouse, it will always chase, unless, perhaps, the cat is pursued by something larger, like a dog.… — Stephanie Garber Copy Share Image
“Randall, the gay alcoholic in the house next door, boldly peeps through my windows. 'Boy, you sure rock in that chair a… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“With his four white paws tucked in and folded underneath his black-and-gray fur, he looked like a perfectly round cushion. I stroked… — Genki Kawamura Copy Share Image
A mouse who wishes to fool the cat doesn't simply scamper out of its hole whenever it feels the slightest urge. — Arthur Golden Copy Share Image
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People may surprise you with unexpected kindness. Dogs have a depth of loyalty that often we seem unworthy of. But the love… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
Faith, Princess," the Prism Cat repeated. "It is a highly underrated weapon against the dark things in this world. — Terry Brooks Copy Share Image
The thing most consistently on my desk as I write is a cat - a different one at different times of the… — Sarah Addison Allen Copy Share Image
My cat, Andy, has been my best buddy since I was 18, and he doesn't care if I'm on a TV show… — Jenna Fischer Copy Share Image
Most Americans, like most Japanese, view their dogs, cats, and other animal companions as family members, and rightly so. — Ingrid Newkirk Copy Share Image
The cat, having sat upon a hot stove lid, will not sit upon a hot stove lid again. Nor upon a cold… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Cats are a standing rebuke to behavioral scientists wanting to know how the minds of animals work. The mind of a cat… — Lewis Thomas Copy Share Image
I never been a hater of these other cats, who never really had nothing, being successful. That's not my problem. — Raekwon Copy Share Image
“She is still typing away when Monique bangs into the apartment, slams her bag on the table and says, "If I were… — Katherine Heiny Copy Share Image
I don't like persuaded sitters. I never could paint a cat if the cat had any scruples, religious, superstitious, or otherwise, about… — William Morris Hunt Copy Share Image
If my life were like a giant sandbox, sure enough along would come a cat... Fortunately for me I happen to like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I called my cat William because no shorter name fits the dignity of his character. Poor old man, he has fits now,… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
“And then, when they got back to the car, a raven the size of a cat was sitting on the roof, waiting… — Alis Franklin Copy Share Image
“Snowball?" It's white." Meow." It's so girly." This from a guy who named his poodle Princess." his laughter died. "How do you… — Rachel Gibson Copy Share Image
“I wanted to walk away in denial, watch the news and believe the cat was faking the whole thing for attention.” — Erika Lopez Copy Share Image
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air. — Doris Lessing Copy Share Image
[A cat] will make itself the companion of your hours of work, of loneliness, or of sadness. — Theophile Gautier Copy Share Image
“A female feline named Katta Is getting fatta and fatta But she's pretty and purry And funny and furry So what does… — Lilian Jackson Braun Copy Share Image
Her only gift was knowing people almost by instinct, she thought, walking on. If you put her in a room with someone,… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
“Remember, there's more than one way to skin a cat. It can be done so that the animal will never know he's… — L.M. Montgomery Copy Share Image
There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Cat talk is a complicated, self-centered language. If you speak to your cat first, it probably won't speak back. Cats initiate conversations. — Jean Craighead George Copy Share Image