Some people are like cats - if they're dropped upside down, they land on their feet. I get a little irritated about… — Peter Segal Copy Share Image
Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses. — John Weitz Copy Share Image
You can't pussyfoot around. When you're talking to lions, you can't meow like a pussycat. — Ice Cube Copy Share Image
Big deal... the only cats that don't have three legs are the ones with two through zero legs. — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
Old maids claw as cats do. They not only inflict wounds but experience pleasure in doing so. Nor will they fail to… — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
I ruefully admit that if the cat is asleep in my chair - which she regards as hers, of course - I… — Guy Gavriel Kay Copy Share Image
I'm a cat whisperer. When I go to people's houses, their cats always like me better than the owners. — Cory Monteith Copy Share Image
I'm not scared of it... I feel that I am a cat lady, I'm a little bit crazy because I love them… — Beth Ostrosky Stern Copy Share Image
Observe your cat. It is difficult to surprise him. Why? Naturally his superior hearing is part of the answer, but not all… — Jeff Cooper Copy Share Image
“(Love is the puzzle that) can’t be solved. Catlike, it follows no rules but its own, and only it knows what they… — Chris Dee Copy Share Image
“Her head jerked around. "It's so unlikely to be alive, isn't it? The right temperature, and gravity, the right atoms combining at… — Andrew Sean Greer Copy Share Image
You must set down all the rules to your cat at the beginning of your relationship. You cannot add rules as you… — Kathy Young Copy Share Image
“I situate myself, and seat myself, And where you recline I shall recline, For every armchair belonging to you as good as… — Henry N. Beard Copy Share Image
“Every time you look up at the stars, it’s like opening a door. You could be anyone, anywhere. You could be yourself… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
I'm always gonna be compared to the greatest cats that's in the game, but I lack a little bit less when I'm… — Raekwon Copy Share Image
“The cat is yours; and you know it's far more demonic than we are. I'll not have it sleeping on my head… — Elizabeth Hunter Copy Share Image
Cats were not, in her experience, an animal with much soul. Prosaic, practical little creatures as a general rule. It would suit… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
All the stuck up girls that don't give guys chances because 'we're all the same' are gonna end up living in a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My cats I have Luna who's just had kittens recently and we called one of them Dumbledore. They're nice but they're not… — Evanna Lynch Copy Share Image
“Results for "A man is like a cat; chase him and he'll run; sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
The closest thing to Roseanne Barr's singing the national anthem was my cat being neutered. — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
“The trouble with sleeping with kittens is (and there is NO WAY I could ever have known this) – kittens have fleas.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My main regret in life is that there is no MacArthur Fellowship awarded in the field of Panda Satire.” — Anne Belov Copy Share Image
I still have a lot to learn. I just have two cats, and when I'm in a bad mood - you know,… — Laura Dern Copy Share Image
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy. — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
Apparently, cats are very, very curious and have a mysterious power that draws people to them. — Emma Corrin Copy Share Image
I think people should elect a cat person. If you elect a dog person, you elect someone who wants to be loved.… — Stephen Harper Copy Share Image
Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made… — Oliver Gaspirtz Copy Share Image
“Alice: I didn't know that cheshire cats grinned. In fact, I didn't know that cats could grin. Duchess: They can, and most… — Rod Espinosa Copy Share Image
A cat that's inside of your house that is angry and dissatisfied and hostile is more dangerous to you than a full-grown… — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
“I am not sure I can." "Become sure," said the cat, his eyes flashing green in the firelight. "Once you leap on… — Erin Bow Copy Share Image
“The Emperor’s cat had received the fifth rank, and was given the appropriate title-name ‘Myōbu’. It was a charming creature, and the… — Sei Shōnagon Copy Share Image
If you want to be a psychological novelist and write about human beings, the best thing you can do is keep a… — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
I knew a man who grabbed a cat by the tail and learned forty percent more about cats than the man who… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“It's good to believe in things, love, just make sure the cat doesn't run out of lives; that's all I'm saying” — Ronan O'Brien Copy Share Image
There's nothing good on the news. You're not telling me CNN is all cats in trees, are you? Nothing can be that… — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
You may have a cat in the room with you without anxiety about anything except eatables. The presence of a cat is… — Philip Gilbert Hamerton Copy Share Image
Finding a cat--or having a cat find you--can change your world as much as marriage, divorce, love, death, or even winning the… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
Playing solo with an audience for an hour and 30 minutes without a break means I have to, as the jazz cats… — Laurence Fishburne Copy Share Image
Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to the wind. They slip, diminished, neat, through loopholes less than themselves. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
