Cat Quotes · Page 31

Again I must remind you that a dog's a dog-a cat's a cat.

— T. S. Eliot

Your life is a Fellini film, lacking only Anita Ekberg with a cat on her head.

— Camille Paglia

Like a graceful vase, a cat, even when motionless, seems to flow.

— George F. Kennan

how can you love a little cat so much in such a short short time?

— Sharon Creech

My wife calls me grumpy cat. I'm normally a very pleasant person to be around.

— Jonathan Tucker

Are cats strange animals or do they so resemble us that we find them curious as we do monkeys?

— John Steinbeck

People don't choose or own cats. Cats choose the people they want to own.

— Warren Eckstein

Great, lets round up all the useless cats and hope a tree falls on them - Jayfeather

— Erin Hunter

I grew up in a small town, in a small community, and I would not have had access to great plays when…

— Tracy Letts

Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like…

— Anonymous

The reason domestic pets are so lovable and so helpful to us is because they enjoy, quietly and placidly, the present moment.

— Arthur Schopenhauer

I had somebody call and make a joke about it: 'Oh, Buddy Guy won the Grammy - You should have won.' I…

— Dr. John

So you know cats are interesting. They are kind of like girls. If they come and talk to you it's great. But…

— Shigeru Miyamoto

I love them, they are so nice and selfish. Dogs are TOO good and unselfish. They make me feel uncomfortable. But cats…

— Anonymous

When there was room on the ledge outside of the pots and boxes for a cat, the cat was there- in sunny…

— Mark Twain

My dad, Donald, was a vet and had a practice in Yorkshire. Cats and dogs were his bread and butter, but his…

— Alastair Campbell

When the man was disgraced and told to go away, he was allowed to ask all the animals whether any of them…

— Richard Adams

Sir, this is a unique dog. He does not live by tooth or fang. He respects the right of cats to be…

— John Steinbeck

Should've thought of that before you told my ex-girlfriend I eat live kittens for breakfast." A tiny twinge of guilt. Then the…

— Nalini Singh

Now women are funny animals. You never know when you are with them - they don’t often know where they are with…

— James Hadley Chase

an Autobiography is the truest of all books; for while it inevitably consists mainly of extinctions of the truth, shirkings of the…

— Mark Twain

I grew up in a house full of women: my mother, grandmother, three sisters, and two female cats. And I still have…

— James Patterson

When a scientist considers all high-tech mental machinery needed to arrange words into ordinary sentences, prescriptive rules are, at best, inconsequential little…

— Steven Pinker

I do not know what the cat can have eaten. Usually I know exactly what the cat has eaten. Not only have…

— Roy Blount, Jr

The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats and dogs.

— Marva Collins

“Food was good, company better, and if I had been a cat, I'd have preferred.”

— Patricia Briggs

I like to walk around Manhattan, catching glimpses of its wild life, the pigeons and cats and girls.

— Rex Stout

Do not put this product in a big vat and drop rats into it from a cat-walk.

— Dave Barry

As long as I'm around the cats in the hip hop scene, they'll throw me a track and I'll write a rap…

— Ice T

Ever heard the story about a cat that accidentally caught a mouse in his sleep? Me neither

— Mike Murdock

When you get a cat to catch the mice in your kitchen, you can't expect it to ignore the rats in the…

— Anonymous

Few animals display their mood via facial expressions as distinctly as cats.

— Konrad Lorenz

A dog doesn't want very much and is happy with that. A cat doesn't know what he wants and wants more of…

— Mills Lane

Among human beings, a cat is merely a cat; among cats, a cat is a prowling shadow in a jungle.

— Karel Capek

I don't hate cats...as long as they stay on the freeway, where they belong.

— Brad Stine

The love of dress is very marked in this attractive animal.

— Champfleury

If you lay one hand on Simon, vampire, I'll have you chopped up into tiny pieces and fed to my cat. Understand?

— Cassandra Clare

Whatever class and race divergences exist, top cats are tom cats.

— Elizabeth Janeway

Bach was a top harmonist geezer, which is why the jazz cats love him.

— Nigel Kennedy

I don't have any children. I just have a cat, to my parents' dismay.

— Jenna Bush