Cat Quotes · Page 32

“He's our rodent control officer. He doesn't catch mice, he just terrifies them.”

— Lilian Jackson Braun

I don't kick dressing room doors, or the cat - or even journalists

— Arsene Wenger

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

— Anonymous

Life is sometimes like a cat, the more you chase it the faster it runs.

— Ken Wahl

A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it.

— Joseph Epstein

If you attack Ann Coulter, you don't end up with your cat killed or your tires slashed.

— Ann Coulter

Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses.

— John Weitz

I'm an old school cat. I'm a fan of Richard Pryor and also Redd Foxx.

— Rikishi

The wireless telegraph is not difficult to understand. The ordinary telegraph is like a very long cat. You pull the tail in…

— Albert Einstein

I had to nurture those doubts as if they were tiny, sickly kittens, until eventually they became sturdy, healthy grievances, with their…

— Nick Hornby

Once the government runs out of foreign and private sector bidders for new Treasurys, the Federal Reserve will be the only buyer,…

— Peter Schiff

It's going to be like herding stray cats, and the political leaders who can do it will be remembered as the same…

— William H. Calvin

I have often seen a cat without a grin - but a grin without a cat - remember the cat kept appearing…

— Lewis Carroll

I'm a big cat. I'm 6-5. I'm not worried about weight. Nobody's coming to see a weight fight. They're coming to see…

— Riddick Bowe

It is a curious truth that many cats enjoy warmer, more convivial, even affectionate relationships with humans than they could ever do…

— Bruce Fogle

Nobody quite knows the truth about cats purring, but it does seem to be also a self-healing thing for them, which is…

— Margaret Atwood

The appeal of the cat lies in the very fact that she has formed no close bond with [man], that she has…

— Konrad Lorenz

When it came time for me to give my talk on the subject, I started off by drawing an outline of the…

— Richard P. Feynman

There's a reason cats were near deity in ancient Egypt. Dogs may be loyal, but cats are smart. This one must recognize…

— Kiersten White

I said something which gave you to think I hated cats. But gad, sir, I am one of the most fanatical cat…

— Raymond Chandler

At first she dreamed of sheep, of going to school, of cats drinking milk. Little by little she dreamed of blue sheep,…

— Clarice Lispector

I've listened to Dylan my entire life. My dad was a huge Bob Dylan fan, so we listened to his music, Cat…

— Oscar Isaac

Mew," the kitten retorted, locking gazes with him. It had the expression common to all kittens, that of a tyrant in the…

— Scott Lynch

Why do cats sleep so much? Perhaps they've been trusted with some major cosmic task, an essential law of physics - such…

— Kate Atkinson

“Only a cat can seem well-traveled without ever leaving home.”

— Wendy Beck

The only thing better than the world's cutest cat is any dog.

— Daniel Tosh

As God is my witness, the more I deal with women, the more I like my cat.

— P. N. Elrod

It was not I who was teaching my cat to gather rosebuds, but she who was teaching me.

— Irving Townsend

It's true. I…I wanted to be born in the year of the cat…!

— Natsuki Takaya

Ale is meat, drink and cloth; it will make a cat speak and a wise man dumb.

— Jonathan Swift

Talking about the past is like a cat's trying to explain climbing down a ladder,

— Robert Lowell

The thing about cats, as you may find, Is that no one knows what they have in mind.

— John Ciardi

The family is on its way out; couples go next; then no more keeping cats or parrots.

— Mason Cooley

I am allergic to cats, the cat in 'Don't Stop' was actually a very small fury human.

— Ashton Irwin

I think if you keep the box closed long enough you do kill the cat, actually.

— John Green

In another time I guess I would have been content with filming girls and cats. But you don’t choose your time.

— Chris Marker

“She had wrapped her marble-like body in a huge fur, and rolled herself up trembling like a cat.”

— Leopold von Sacher-Masoch

I don't think Wisconsin should become known as a state where we shoot cats.

— Jim Doyle

I constantly want to know - what is a table, or what is a cat?

— Simon McBurney

Cats are more interesting, let's face it. Dogs are loveable and a bit boring.

— Angela Kinsey