I met Elvis in your woods one night,” Terry said. One of the EMTs had given him a shot, and I thought… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
A lot of cats in New Orleans, very soulful, very soulful musicians and they assume that they're singers. And they just make… — Wendell Pierce Copy Share Image
Seeing a cat loving her kittens stand and pray. God has become manifest there; literally believe this. Repeat "I am Thine, I… — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
Don't expect to be able to upload your cat's brain into your Roomba any time soon. — Jamais Cascio Copy Share Image
Sometimes when I'm going to the supermarket to get the coffee and cat litter, I get freaked out and see all these… — Kate Bush Copy Share Image
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
Cats invented self-esteem; there is not an insecure bone in their body. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I joke, but only half joke, that if you show up in an American hospital missing a finger, no one will believe… — Abraham Verghese Copy Share Image
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call… — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
Not fooling around, not bothering nobody, just sitting here mending the Primus," said the cat with a hostile frown, "and, moreover, I… — Mikhail Bulgakov Copy Share Image
I was watching an HBO special on eating habits and different cultures, and they showed in China how people eat cats ...… — Ben Kenney Copy Share Image
Being effective at social media, whether for business or personal use, means capturing people who have short attention spans. They're only a… — Alexis Ohanian Copy Share Image
Quite obviously a cat trusts human beings; but she doesn't trust another cat because she knows better than we do. — Karel Capek Copy Share Image
I own some bugs encased in lucite or something. I also have a big cat's eye - a fake one - made… — Nick Antosca Copy Share Image
But the more I read... after awhile... I begin to find they were all writing about the same thing, this same dull… — Ken Kesey Copy Share Image
“The world would probably be better if people were put in carriers and cats roamed free.” — Mary Matthews Copy Share Image
If I show you pictures of my grandmother, what you see is these eyes - cat eyes - and high cheekbones. — Jocelyn Wildenstein Copy Share Image
Like those great sphinxes lounging through eternity in noble attitudes upon the desert sand, they gaze incuriously at nothing, calm and wise. — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
As my career has progressed, I've had the pleasure of playing with the baddest jazz cats on the planet. But that doesn't… — George Benson Copy Share Image
A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I don't like sex ... I'm a single working mom with nine cats, a dog-shark, a lizard, and a bunny. I don't… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image