Fans think they want to see more than the 10 to 20 seconds of Itchy and Scratchy that we put on the… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
As much as anything, the anglers will clue you in to the midge hatch. You will see them hunched over in concentration… — Ed Engle Copy Share Image
You just don't expect posh girls to grab your tits, call your trousers "too clitty" and use words like "pussy pelmet" but… — Susannah Constantine Copy Share Image
Somewhere around the place I've got an unfinished short story about Schrodinger's Dog; it was mostly moaning about all the attention the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Keeping the cat front-and-center was definitely a smart choice, from Tim and the animation department. Mr. Whiskers got referred to more than… — John August Copy Share Image
I never minded flying cheap. I always said to myself, 'Taking this flight saves enough money to rescue four dogs, or six… — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
It is impossible to watch a 'Friends' episode too many times. Phoebe is my favourite character. I used to play her songs… — Michelle Dockery Copy Share Image
“Just as I was thinking I would never find my animus, I caught sight of my shadow and laughed out loud. I'd… — Jane Prowse Copy Share Image
“The Glass Cat is one of the most curious creatures in all Oz. It was made by a famous magician named Dr.… — L. Frank Baum Copy Share Image
Cats are more interesting, let's face it. Dogs are loveable and a bit boring. — Angela Kinsey Copy Share Image
See the cat at love, rolling with its sweetheart, up and over, with shriek and moan. But if a person comes by,… — Stevie Smith Copy Share Image
You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
No one shall deny me my own conclusions, nor my cat her reflective purr. — Irving Townsend Copy Share Image
I am a huge animal lover. Growing up, my mother and I rescued countless animals - dogs, cats, birds, rabbits, even a… — Amanda Schull Copy Share Image
It doesn't do to be sentimental about cats; the best ones don't respect you for it — Susan Howatch Copy Share Image
For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A dog is a pitiful thing, depending wholly on companionship, and utterly lost except in packs or by the side of his… — H.P. Lovecraft Copy Share Image
That got me a look so intense I was unable to interpret it - like the way cats sometimes fix on you.… — Donald James Copy Share Image
Letting cats and dogs have litters is tantamount to shooting shelter animals in the head since it kills their chances of adoption.… — Steven Morrissey Copy Share Image
I believe that the biggest mistake that most people make when it comes to their retirement is they do not plan for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image