If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
Tell her I am Peace Dawg but I think her cats are closely allied with The Man. I'm going to stick it… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
My cat, Kevin, has adorable habits - he waits for me while I'm showering because he loves to have his face washed… — Emily Procter Copy Share Image
Derangement is the only possible explanation for owning a cat, an animal whose preferred mode of communication is to sink its claws… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
You see, pops, that's the kind of talk that's ruining the music. Everyone's trying to do something new, no one trying to… — Louis Armstrong Copy Share Image
Having your book edited is like watching your cat being operated on. It's uncomfortable and someone is probably going to get hurt.… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
He ordered food with a childlike glee and watched me eat, tasting it as I did. In private he'd roll on his… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
I'm kind of a scaredy cat - I don't watch a ton of them. I mean, I started reaching this script at… — Keri Russell Copy Share Image
Different cats don't like certain litter. They also don't like an unstable floor, no animal like's unstable floor. So if you put… — Temple Grandin Copy Share Image
In nine lifetimes, you'll never know as much about your cat as your cat knows about you. — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
“Is that vodka?' Margarita asked weakly. The cat jumped up from its chair in indignation. 'Excuse me, your majesty,' he squeaked, 'do… — Mihail Bulhakov Copy Share Image
It might be better - more comfortable - to have a dog and two cats. All the love is focused on the… — Pope Francis Copy Share Image
They can say whatever they want about my personal life because I know what my personal life is, and it involves a… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
IN ANSWER TO THE QUESTION: WHAT SCENES ONE WOULD LIKE TO HAVE FILMED Shakespeare in the part of the King's Ghost. The… — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
Hyphens, like cats, are capable of arousing tenderness or shudders. — Pamela Frankau Copy Share Image
On the Continent stray cats are judged individually on their merit-some are loved, some are only respected; in England they are universally… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
I'm on the Internet heavy. I'm on YouTube like it's nobody's business. That's where I discovered a cat like Reggie Watts. By… — Masego Copy Share Image
I would enjoy doing what cats do: singing, sleeping, and licking my nuts. — Jason Mraz Copy Share Image
Cats were the gangsters of the animal world, living outside the law and often dying there. There were a great many of… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“Then we had the irises, rising beautiful and cool on their tall stalks, like blown glass, like pastel water momentarily frozen in… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
My relationship with cats has saved me from a deadly and pervasive ignorance. — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
Judiciously show a cat milk, if you wish her to thirst for it. Judiciously show a dog his natural prey, if you… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Why are you chasing your tail so?" Said the kitten, "I have learned that the best thing for a cat is happiness,… — C. L. R. James Copy Share Image
In these days the young folks is all copy-cats, 'fraid to death they won't be all just alike; as for the old… — Sarah Orne Jewett Copy Share Image
