Some cats are blind and stone deafdeaf some. But ain't no cat wuz ever dumb. — Anthony Euwer Copy Share Image
A lotta cats copy the Mona Lisa, but people still line up to see the original. — Louis Armstrong Copy Share Image
I would enjoy doing what cats do: singing, sleeping, and licking my nuts. — Jason Mraz Copy Share Image
I have never known a cat that couldn't quiet me down just by walking slowly past my chair. — Rod McKuen Copy Share Image
Two cats can live as cheaply as one, and their owner has twice as much fun — Lloyd Alexander Copy Share Image
Trying to coach kindergarteners in soccer is like trying to herd cats. — Mark R. Woodward Copy Share Image
If you want reality to be different than it is, you might as well try to teach a cat to bark. — Byron Katie Copy Share Image
I seem to have a soft spot in my heart for Australia and Australian actors. After having worked with one in 'Cinderella'… — Lea Salonga Copy Share Image
I honestly don't hate asylum seekers - these people are cockroaches and they're doing what cockroaches do because cockroaches can't help what… — Mark Collett Copy Share Image
Do you know that cats can't wear corsets? They can't stand! Not at all! They just fall over. I know because I… — Jean Paul Gaultier Copy Share Image
Next comes the realist phase ("After all, from a purely geometrical point of view a cat is only a tube with a… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Aren't they all heroes-our cats who train us, keep us and put up with us? For these accomplishments alone, they deserve medals. — Arnold Hano Copy Share Image
Looking at a cat, like looking at clouds or stars or the ocean, makes it difficult to believe there is nothing miraculous… — Leonard Michaels Copy Share Image
The vulture Nekhbet, who'd one possessed my gran (long story); the crocodile Sobek, who'd tried to kill my cat (longer story); and… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Through all this horror my cat stalked unperturbed. Once I saw him monstrously perched atop a mountain of bones, and wondered at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never felt inspired to write this book [ I Had Brain Surgery, What's Your Excuse?], like I did with the cat… — Suzy Becker Copy Share Image
Most cats do not approach humans recklessly. The possibility of concealed weapons, clods or sticks, tend to make them reserved. Homeless cats… — Lloyd Alexander Copy Share Image
Being effective at social media, whether for business or personal use, means capturing people who have short attention spans. They're only a… — Alexis Ohanian Copy Share Image
In truth , mankind cannot be saved from without, by schoolmasters or any other sort of masters: it can only be lamed… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
All I'm saying is we got plenty of Texans, and people from Montana, and New Jersey, and Wyoming, or Kansas City. We… — Billy Bob Thornton Copy Share Image
I live myself with my cat Pebbles. She isn't enjoying the attention as much as me - she ran off up the… — Susan Boyle Copy Share Image
You are asleep. Deep, deep asleep - and then the world caves in. The cat has leapt from the top window onto… — Pam Brown Copy Share Image
Ever since its founding in 1913, the Fed has described itself as an "independent" agency operated by selfless public servants striving to… — Thomas DiLorenzo Copy Share Image
![“I never felt inspired to write this book [ I Had Brain Surgery, What's Your Excuse?], like I did with the cat or dog book; I felt compelled. At the time (May 1999), I was planning to write and illustrate an altogether different memoir, a book about my decision whether or not to have a baby.” quote by Suzy Becker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/83a/suzy-becker-38888_baby_i-never-felt-inspired-to-write-this-book_604243.jpg)
