Every procedure for getting a cat to take a pill works fine - once. Like the Borg, they learn. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal. — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
The only show my mother could afford to take me to when I was growing up was 'Cats', for my birthday. — Tammy Blanchard Copy Share Image
Cats sleep Anywhere, Any table, Any chair, Top of piano, Window-ledge, In the middle, On the edge. — Eleanor Farjeon Copy Share Image
Magnus had often thought of getting a pet, but he had never considered acquiring a sullen teenage vampire. Once Raphael was gone,… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Cats hate a closed door, you know, regardless of which side they're on. If they're out, they want to get in, and… — Lilian Jackson Braun Copy Share Image
Without doubt cats are intellectuals who have been, by some mysterious decree of Providence, deprived of the comfort of the word. — Rebecca West Copy Share Image
Catch a dog in your favorite chair, and he slinks away abashed. The cat will pretend incomprehension; surely you must know it's… — Leonore Fleischer Copy Share Image
“If it's about the strength, every big animal can catch any mouse... but the skillful brand of the cat makes it's catch… — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
For, though the room was silent, the silence of half a hundred cats is a peculiar thing, like fifty individual silences all… — Susanna Clarke Copy Share Image
Curiosity killed the cat, but where human beings are concerned, the only thing a healthy curiosity can kill is ignorance. — Harry Lorayne Copy Share Image
Confront a child, a puppy, and a kitten with a sudden danger; the child will turn instinctively for assistance, the puppy will… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I sat on the bed. I looked at the Rorschach blot. I tried to make it look like a spreading tree, shadows… — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
“"What the hell was THAT?" I gasped. "Premature inflamulation," he replied. "Happens sometimes. Very embarrassing, I don't like to talk about it."… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
The dog is guided by kindly instinct to the man or woman whose heart is open to his advances. The cat often… — Agnes Repplier Copy Share Image
an Autobiography is the truest of all books; for while it inevitably consists mainly of extinctions of the truth, shirkings of the… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I grew up in a house full of women: my mother, grandmother, three sisters, and two female cats. And I still have… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
When a scientist considers all high-tech mental machinery needed to arrange words into ordinary sentences, prescriptive rules are, at best, inconsequential little… — Steven Pinker Copy Share Image
I do not know what the cat can have eaten. Usually I know exactly what the cat has eaten. Not only have… — Roy Blount, Jr Copy Share Image
When the man was disgraced and told to go away, he was allowed to ask all the animals whether any of them… — Richard Adams Copy Share Image
