Oh, pooh, you’re just like akri. No, Simmi, don’t be breathing fire around the flammable objects or small children. Except for that… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
There's nothing funnier than getting a death threat via MySpace. Why don't you just write it in a children's birthday card. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
I have quite a good card sense. My grandmother taught me to play bridge, so I had a reasonable sense of the… — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
There was always a real reason for everything - why spoons tarnished, and jam furred, and people declined into God, or drink,… — Edna O'Brien Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter what cards you're dealt. It's what you do with those cards. Never complain. Just keep pushing forward. Find a… — Baker Mayfield Copy Share Image
I've fought on some big cards. I've fought in some big arenas, on televised cards, pay-per-view cards, whatever. — Shayna Baszler Copy Share Image
Everybody knows how lazy he is. One day the neighbors saw Fang mow the lawn and I got three Get Well cards. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Listen, baby, people do funny things. Specially us. The cards are stacked against us and just trying to stay in the game,… — Toni Morrison Copy Share Image
The first thing my family did when we moved was join the local church. The second was to go to the library… — John Grisham Copy Share Image
Being a parent is the toughest thing I've ever done. But I'm not the kind of person to throw my kid in… — Eric Dane Copy Share Image
The only other people who have had experiences similar to those of this man were locked up inside institutions for the criminally… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
And frankly, I don't understand - I mean, I'm obviously a card-carrying Democrat - but I can't understand why any woman would… — Madeleine Albright Copy Share Image
Whether it's watching a $4,000 laptop fall off the conveyor belt at airport security, contending with a software conflict that corrupted your… — Douglas Rushkoff Copy Share Image
I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I have my cards read every time I pass a tarot-reader booth. I would be so embarrassed to have one of those… — Jennifer Tilly Copy Share Image
Here's my rule: You always want to pay cash for your own books, because if they look at the name on the… — Carl Hiaasen Copy Share Image
Evening bags should be just big enough for my phone, lipstick, house key, and credit card. — Laura Wasser Copy Share Image
I still have flash cards from when I was drawing plays when I was 10 years old. — Davis Webb Copy Share Image
My siblings and I, we grew up just with a deck of cards and could have the best night ever. — Carl Nassib Copy Share Image
I used to get letters from guys in prison. Anymore now I don't even open them. They'd ask me to please sign… — Mike Royer Copy Share Image
Be aggressive... That's the type of pitcher I am. I go as hard as I can for as long as I can… — Jake Peavy Copy Share Image
When you're playing cards you can't constantly think about what the money costs you in the real world. You can't be constantly… — Daniel Negreanu Copy Share Image
You just have to make do with the cards you're dealt and I try and use my size to my advantage. — Rob Burrow Copy Share Image
