Candy Quotes · Page 6

Halloween is Satanic! If candy is satanic, then I'm the devil.

— bathroom Wall During October

“I keep my feet candy-coated because I never know when one or both of them will wind up in my mouth.”

— Linda Yezak

Me. I like to have fun. I'm like a kid in a candy story out there.

— Lamar Odom

I know I have a gigantic sweet tooth. I love candy, I love ice cream, I love anything sweet.

— Mark Schlereth

I don't want someone shoving his views down my throat, unless they're covered in a crunchy candy shell.

— Stephen Colbert

I'm a huge candy fan. My favorite growing up was always Sour Belts or Sour Straws.

— Kendall Schmidt

A walking holiday? What does that mean? Are you gonna give out candy? Like I don't get it.

— Jersey Shore

My boy Lollipop you make my heart go giddyup. You are as sweet as candy. You're my sugar dandy.

— Millie Small

I also try to read all of my fan mail. A lot of them send me candy, which I'm not allowed to…

— Justin Bieber

A penny will not buy a penny postcard or a penny whistle or a single piece of penny candy. It will not…

— P. J. O'Rourke

I tried sticking a piece of candy up my nose...it ended up getting stuck and the nurse had to get it out.

— Ray Toro

I'm cool with people dressing up as Eleven for Halloween. I definitely want to open my door and give them candy.

— Millie Bobby Brown

“They make knives out of Jolly Ranchers. And if you heat up a candy bar with caramel and chocolate you can basically…

— Matthew J. Sullivan

“A cotton-candy knockout, a strawberry sundae sweetheart, and a vanilla soft-serve misfit. We are the youth. And we live in a world…

— YellowBella

“Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall…

— Molly Harper

Fudgery Fudge was a minimum-wage job that we had in Baltimore before we got into the music industry, where you make this…

— Sisqo

The Sugar Frosted Nutsack is dizzyingly brilliant. Mark Leyner is a hyperkinetic shaman, who flies the banner of rum and candy and…

— John Cusack

Your humor is your compass and your shield. You can hone it into a weapon or you can pull its strands out…

— David Levithan

“Back then she used to hide from her mother in the secret space just to worry her, but now she stocked it…

— Sarah Addison Allen

As long as a man has desires there is no end to his transmigration. It is the desires alone that make him…

— Sarada Devi

On unanticipated problems: There's been "a dramatic increase in edibles." And "no one had ever worried about dosage sizes. The original edibles…

— John Hickenlooper

For a while I thought I was the dragon. I guess I can tell you that now. And, for a while, I…

— Richard Siken

We need to hold in our hearts the possibility of a better world, not because we have candy-coated the problems or lied…

— Cynthia Kauffman

We stock up on popcorn and candy like we're crossing the Sierras, don't we? I'll have a couple of soft pretzels, a…

— Ellen DeGeneres

“Most girls get flowers or candy. I get a declaration of martial law.”

— Lisa Shearin

Throughout my career, I wouldn't say my roles have been based on my being considered eye candy.

— Lamman Rucker

If you put a Mars bar in one of Glenn Hughes’ hands and a bass in the other, he’ll choose the Mars…

— Gary Moore

Wanna know why they call me Gandy Candy? Cuz' Its Trick-er-treat all year round'

— Anonymous

Memories are like candy - a lot more enjoyable when they are sweet.

— Uncle Phil

My sister bought me a set at a candy store and taught me the moves.

— Bobby Fischer

The water was glassy and calm, still candy-colored in the afterglow of sunset.

— Stephen King

“Your love is my candy, and I wouldn’t dream of trying to give it away to strange children.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Life isn't made of miracles, roses and cotton fucking candy, Lea.”

— Christine Zolendz

Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.

— Glenn Beck

I'm not a chocolate man. I'm Skittles, anything made by Wonka. You know, I like candy, not chocolate.

— Michael Beasley

I love red licorice, but any bright candy - tangy taffy, Fruit Roll-Ups - does the trick.

— Tory Burch

1,2,3, I'm at the Chelsey Hotel, like, Sid and Nancy, with knife, and two grams of candy

— Yelawolf

I single handedly revolutionised women's roles in the WWE, before me all women were eye candy.

— Amy Dumas

I don't want to miss anything by sitting on some overly sour pile of candy.

— Jacob Elordi

“I’ll always take care of you and make sure you have candy, Tweet.”

— Alison G. Bailey